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Well Hungarians: Abbie Cat And That Premature Feeling

August 29, 2013 Gram the Man 0

It could happen to anyone, but I bet it happens to Abbie Cat a lot.

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If it ain’t Boroka, don’t fuck it

August 3, 2010 Gram the Man 1

Had Boroka never been born, the headline would have read “If it ain’t Brooke Banner, don’t fuck it.” And I just don’t think it would have been as effective.

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Porn Week in Budapest or: How do you say “I’m going to Hell” in Magyar?

June 18, 2010 Gram the Man 2

You know how we all become different people on vacation? Me, I grow a moustache and eat more cheese. So imagine what it must be like to roll into Budapest and fuck your way through Eastern Europe’s finest porn stars.

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Heavens to Nesty: Writing porn for a foreign audience

June 7, 2010 Gram the Man 0

Because one of the first images I had of Nesty was of her being double-teamed in the turquoise waters of the Caribbean, I naturally thought a great headline would be “Take the Nesty Plunge.”

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Brandon Iron says we are all Hungarian hookers

December 4, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Dear Readers, Unless you are employed by New York Law School, it is probably illegal to look at this site from work. The thrill and […]

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David Lord denies prostitution charges

July 3, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Director David Crawford, whose alias in the porn industry is David Lord, said in a statement released today that his recent arrest on charges of […]

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Hungarian prostitutes to emulate Radio Shack

September 30, 2007 Gram the Man 0

…by providing receipts. Hungary’s tax authority will allow sex workers (or Budaprosties) to apply for permits and pay taxes on their earnings, adding legitimacy to […]

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Hungary on Bush presidency: "We’ve got that beat"

February 20, 2007 Gram the Man 0

As you know, it is impossible for something to be sexually attractive until it turns 18. The lone exception is this Jagermeister dispenser here in […]

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