Report: Purchases of "Gene Simmons" sex tape limited to people who already find Gene Simmons repugnant
The triumph of the “Gene Simmons” sex tape is that, even though the dude in the video doesn’t really look like the Kiss buffoon, people […]
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Amy Fisher and Lou Bellera: How to quit worrying and love your celebrity sex tape
“Well, honey, I have something to tell you.” Amy Fisher and Lou Bellera were having marital problems in April of 2007. They had separated and […]
Instigator redux: On the edge of a rainbow in the dark
Earlier in our lives together I told you about Moxxie Maddron and The Instigator, a movie that sounded a bit like the plot of a […]
Amy Fisher: "I always wawnted to be a pawn staw"
Regardless of whether celebrity sex tapes are any good – and the ones I’ve seen are not – they sell huge. I was dismayed to […]
Seen Here LastTM: Today’s Domme Stoya
StoyaTM, Pig-Spanish for the verb To Be, has become Digital Playground’s newest contract performer. “We wanted to cash in on the steveporn craze the emo […]
Not the Bradys: Not the worst
In porn, quality is often a fraction of its hype, and the more hype, the less deserving of it its object is. That is why […]
Wayne Hentai: Pornslinger
Now that Hillary Clinton has stood up for a vilified profession, the “real Americans” known as Washington lobbyists, I finally have the courage to put […]
EXCLUSIVE: Tera Patrick appears on Internet
Tera Patrick, some bicycle messengers, and the pitch-black interior of a Seattle sushi restaurant appeared on the Internet recently, Tera’s spokestaff said. The website LA.com […]
Believing your own hype
“Hey, my name’s Kate Lynn. I’m 22 and I’m from Phoenix and I want to be a gag slut and I want to choke on […]
XBiz redesign: What’s with the Statue of Liberty and sperm?
Spermatozoa appear to be traveling away from the Statue of Liberty, as if to repopulate the old country, in XBiz’ new marketing campaign. What do […]
Theresa Flynt featured in Oprah Magazine
Hustler Hollywood creator, LFP video marketing director, and Larry Flynt scion Theresa Flynt is featured in this month’s Oprah magazine in an article penned by […]
Gram Ponante launches iLick
LOS ANGELES — Hot on the heels of Digital Playground and Playboy announcing that the companies had somehow found a way to transfer pornography to […]
Penthouse gets Bree-sic
I have superimposed some text from the press release hyping Penthouse Digital’s Smut Peddler on the official photo, so far. I hope you like the […]
XBiz relaunch: Something about Statue of Liberty, David Lee Roth
As you well know, I should be the last person consulted about adult website design (because a world in which someone would ask me about […]
The Occupiers – an interesting fraud
I asked Yehudi X., the producer of the Israeli-on-Palestinian porn The Occupiers, if he hoped to foster some kind of understanding between the two groups […]
Kim Kardashian: The Revenge
More from the Oh Shut Up dept. The following press release is reprinted without edits or comments, save for the one above: VIVID ENTERTAINMENT TO […]
Who-ray came first?
Two companies with vastly different projects are claiming to be the first porn producers to release a Blu-ray disc. Vivid, which prematurely announced the Blu-ray […]
Al Goldstein: Excellent campaign website for a homeless guy
Screw magazine founder Al Goldstein has announced his candidacy for President in 2008. Currently, he is both the only Jew and the only pornographer running. […]
Lessons in quitting while ahead
This image is the sexiest one in the entirety of the Kim Kardashian video, and it occurs about 30 seconds in. The dust is still […]
Kim Kardashian, Superstar featuring Hip Hop Star Ray J
Studio: VividDirector: Ray J.Cast: Kim Kardashian, Ray J. Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot The only reason I watched this movie was because […]