Adult industry to {sic} itself on bad grammar
Bill Mullet, publicist for Iphigenia Squirtz, calls it “A FULLON ASSAUTL.” Vapid Pictures marketing manager Voom is preparing for “an exxxxtra dose of significant shit.” […]
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Lori Lust: Girl wrangler
Like you, sometimes I get tired. Recently I became tired of Lori Lust press releases because they strained my credulity (as you know, I pack […]
Vivid Does Kim – Again
Vivid is moving forward with the release of the Kim Kardashian sex tape, originally scheduled for last month. Vivid co-founder Steven Hirsch has always allowed […]
Vivid-halt
Vivid has announced it is delaying (or stopping altogether) the release of the Kim Kardashian sex tape, scheduled to be available this Wednesday. Vivid co-founder […]
Summer Haze wrestles for the dead, lost causes
Like a gang-banging St. Jude, Summer Haze for some reason will inscribe the names of “fallen stars from the family of X” into her Ladies […]
Wrangling a sex tape
One aspect of viral marketing that fascinates me is shame. While Kim Kardashian would have had to have signed a release in order that her […]
Thursdays with Luke
Luke Ford, my elder, approached me 10 minutes ago at the XBiz Forum and asked: “What’s this big story about you?” “I don’t know. I […]
Gram Ponante steps up viral marketing
The main disadvantage of viral marketing, as I plan to tell a rapt audience Thursday at the XBiz Hollywood Forum, is that for all its […]
Pirates: Now with no boobies
It didn’t occur to me that Jesse Jane might be pulling a reverse Robert DeNiro in Raging Bull for the role. Despite it not having […]
Assraelis bigger than Jesus
I don’t like to cover non-events – Q. Then Grams, why do you write about porn?A. Shut up. – and anything a publicist will send […]
Why CES and AVN broke up
When the AVN Expo was a tiny little division of the Consumer Electronics Show, the adult area, as it should have been, was a curtained-off […]
Digital Playground offers teaser poster of Pirates 2
As if it hasn’t made enough money, Pirates has spawned a sequel, the teaser of which will be shown at AEE this week in the […]
Concentric circle jerks of porn profits
The next-most-useless thing to the inflated revenue declared by Big Porn is people blogging about it. The thesis statement of Boing Boing’s story about how […]
"So you’re having sex, and people find this a turn-on?"
Gardening and weaponry network G4TV’s Layla Kayleigh interviewed Joanna Angel for a recent feature on the cable channel’s website, The Feed. Kayleigh, who has a […]
Julia Ann to host fete wearing those beads, wind machine
Julia Ann is in a new movie (Her name here): Hardcore and to celebrate it she will be hosting a party at Aura in Studio […]
Summer Haze loves hockey, issues vague warning to Toronto
Having not yet needed plastic surgery (though I plan to add a deck when I have the time), I can only guess at patients’ love […]
Pirates: "For the love of God let me die."
Digital Playground’s Pirates has received its 40th award, most recently from the euthanasia-phobic country/continent combo of Australia, thus cruelly extending the life of the movie […]
In space, no one can hear you, Screech
Until now, I had never watched a celebrity sex tape. It’s weird, though, because Screeched requires that each word be put in quotations. Dustin Diamond […]
Corruption’s Fist Amendment attorneys
In the wake of various retailers’ hesitance to purchase the DVD package Corruption due to concerns about a fisting scene contained on disc 2, Sex […]
Britney Rears: Special Victims Unit
With the recent announcement that Britney Rears co-star Jasmine Byrne will play the title character in Adam & Eve’s J-Ho: Jenny on the Cock, the […]