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“Next Friday,” I’m in love: That’s right—I shoved a Cure reference into an interracial porn movie. Why? Because it’s my goddamn site, is why

December 28, 2012 Gram the Man 0

You don’t have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this “Official” parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.

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Tribulation-free Tribbing: It was a good day

April 30, 2012 Gram the Man 0

“So, I like my tits; I think they’re nice,” says Sage to Daniels. “But fuck: your tits are insane.”

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Ass-Cube: the “Friday” parody

July 30, 2010 Gram the Man 0

As a Black Man, I am happy to report that each of the female castmembers is a fine-ass bitch.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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