MILF, psychoanalysis reject Irish

Sigmund Freud said that psychoanalysis was useless on the Irish, and now an elderly Irish priest can add MILF to the list of things that find the Irish unpalatable. According to the Christian Science Monitor: Father Michael Sinnott had worked in the Philippines for nearly 33 years when six armed gunmen kidnapped him from a…

No one ever built the roads after a Dirty Sanchez

“Angela’s Ashes” author Frank McCourt, who died last week at 78, introduced me to a term far more hopeful than a Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer, or Blumpkin: The Knee-Trembler. It involves fucking your partner up against the wall, preferably at a bar, with the pressure on the spinal column enough to cause the legs to…