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Bobbi Blows My Mouth-Axe

July 12, 2010 Gram the Man 4

Two-time Superslut Bobbi Starr performs whatever it is that comes between fellatio and irrumatio on my B-flat Marching Baritone Horn.

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No Sex in the Sherman Room: A six-hour porn odyssey

May 21, 2010 Gram the Man 1

Every day I spend as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist is not all about irrumatio, nailed deadlines, and speedballs. There are some days that I must go home emptyhanded.

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Today in couples’ porn: “Suck It Bitch”

February 18, 2010 Gram the Man 2

The movie gives us wholesome alternatives to overused terms of endearment like “You complete me,” “I feel safe with you,” and “Gram, you are my home and I will love you forever.”

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I Fucked A Sex Blogger

December 1, 2009 Gram the Man 1

She was holding forth at the other end of the table about how she was hiding the afikomen in her pussy.

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