Montagfoto 8.6.12—Why Feet Matter
Pedal Verisimilitude or not, Lawrence still managed to get into the parts of Micah Moore that made real sense to me.
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Everybody Does “Dallas”
I liked this a lot more than the original, aside from the blasphemy of nationalizing sacred Texan oil.
“Brides Maids XXX”: I think Melissa McCarthy would be proud of Sasha Knox
“But we so wanted to see Tara Lynn Foxx as Jenny in the ‘Singled Out’ parody,” a spokesperson for the McCarthy family did not say.
No-Guilt Titillation in “Grindhouse XXX”
It was boobs mixed with low expectations that made grindhouse films a cherished bit of Americana.
DienstagFoto—Darryl Hanah’s Little Buddy
Imagine how you’ll feel in two weeks when you realize you’d forgotten that “Hogan Knows Best” came out today?
With a name like “Marcia’s Twat,” it … oh forget it
If Gram were Iron Eyes Cody, he would shed a tear over the litter represented by the porn movie “Marcia’s Twat”
“Twilight Zone” porn parody OK, but not a Serling achievement
“The Twilight Zone” porn parody follows the theme of much of Thomas’ free love era-inspired ouevre: Sexual repression fucks people up.
Whisky A Gang Bang with the Free Speech Coalition
Evan Stone gets offstage and he sweats on some women; I am jealous because I am never as successful when sweating on women.
A “Jeannie” that wishes it were “Bewitched”
The best character in the movie is Alec Knight as Major Healy. Played by Bill Daily in the original, Knight nevertheless does a flawless Paul Lynde impression. Maybe he thought it was “Bewitched.”
“Roseanne XXX”: Even working class porn parodies are supposed to be funny
Why is the Connors’ home decorated like a mead hall?
XRCO Awards 2010: But it’s our clusterfuck
Because porn performers are rarely recognized for their work, it seems fitting that this homespun-seeming garage band of an event reflects the quality of the average porn movie.
Nick Manning’s examined life
“If you think you’re going to come,” Manning said, “Just fuck your way through it, as hard as you can, and then you won’t.”
Jayden Jaymes: Holy guacamole
Muffia.com’s parody “Star Trix” (see the review here) features Jayden Jaymes’ uncanny interpretation of the delicious California avocado. Porn Valley-adjacent Fallbrook, California is known as […]
Star Trix: The Forgotten "Star Trek" porn parody
Studio: MuffiaDirector: uncreditedCast: Jack Lawrence, Jayden Jaymes, Ryder Skye, Taylor Starr Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Hustler’s marketing muscle and the presence […]
Arianna Huffington validates porn parodies
The Huffington Post has compiled a list of porn parodies by XPlay, Hustler, and New Sensations and let their creators speak for themselves. “The level […]
AVN 2009: The only numbers you can trust
Number of times it took Stormy Daniels, equipped with oversized ceremonial scissors, to cut the ribbon opening the 2009 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo: 4Amount of […]
The Soft and tumescent parts of Ashlynn Brooke and Sadie West: A Military perspective
As you know, I can only give you my thoughts on what Cthulhu, Ronnie James Dio, Lorraine Gary as Ellen Brody, or the Prophet Isaiah […]
Sadie West: checking under the clitoral, literal hood
As you know, there are not enough porn films about our country’s current conflicts in the Middle East. That is why New Sensations’ upcoming movie […]
Once on this island: My This Aint Gilligan’s Island XXX journal
“Gilligan. The fuck? The fuck, Gilligan. Get the fucking coconuts.”
Ask a Porn Guy: Jack Lawrence on Breaking Into Porn
A version of this story first appeared in The Naughty American Jack Lawrence admits that he is not in the “top tier” of male porn […]