Mia Malkova: Carcharadon Carcharias
“You’re killing me,” Manuel Ferrara says to the great white Mia Malkova. “You’re like a shark.”
jaws
How Fleshlight protects your feelings, and my journey as America’s Greatest Sex Toy Reviewer
Unless the toy is for a part of your person you just can’t get at, like the prostate, or in the case that one has tiny Tyrannosaurus hands, most male-oriented sex toys just add complexity. What type of person wants to add complexity?
Nudes You May Have Missed
Because some nudes are nuder than others
I guess “Womb Raider” would be too on the womb
I may be wrong, but I think women like Angelina Jolie much more than men do; she is devastatingly attractive in that way women like but that men quickly tire of, since there’s no payoff. With Chanel Preston, there is only payoff.
“Jaws XXX 3D”: Nice Quint
“Jaws XXX 3D” is at least as good as “Jaws 3D” and better than “Jaws 4.” In fact, “Jaws 4” made “Jaws 3” look like “Jaws 2.”
Nudes You May Have Missed
I’d smoke PCP at gunpoint with all these women
MontagFoto 9.12.11—Squirtpaulets
Who is the bad angel and who is the good one?
Pornollaneous 9.9.10
Saying Nothing, Boxcovers of Note, AVN India, Porn Goes Up A Few Tax Brackets, Observation: LanceTM
Hysterical Rapists: What makes them so giddy?
the Hysterical Rapist is now woven into our cultural tapestry as basically as that of the Magical Black Man, the kid in the wheelchair who’s good at computers, and the spunky teen superhero assistant
Branded: Another take on “The Big Lebowski”
These two transfolk are demonstrating their version of the In-n-out on Camrose. The only way to make this trans-version of “The Big Lebowski” complete would be to have strapped on a severed toe.
Beating the June Gloom with XBiz in Las Vegas
Will fans, performers, and exhibitors who haven’t been going to Erotica L.A. show up in Vegas for the XFanz Expo instead?
Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” unites The Gimp, Lieutenant of Sauron
I’m hoping that future videos will explore fashion choices of the Cenobites, Cthulhu, and Quint from “Jaws.”
“The New Neighbors”
Studio: SllabWurks Director: Frank Castle Cast: Linda Roberts, Mike Horner, Randy Spears, Nicki Hunter, Hailey Paige, Tyla Wynn, Barbara Summer, Brooke, Steven St. Croix, Jack […]