FBI: Whitey Bulger also had huge porn stash
“I really would have liked to have seen him in Axel Braun’s ‘The Departed XXX’ with Octomom,” says Mueller. “But I guess we have to jail him and stuff.”
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Same time last year: Hos by any other name Edition
Normally I don’t like the words “Ho” or “Bitch,” but if it is the choice between saying something distasteful or passing up even a bad […]
2008 in Review: Small studios of the year
As Master Yoda said, happy I was with Pirates 2, but off at me these Japanese Bitches pissed are. Small studios that fully commit to […]
Site update tackles nudity, porn, porn nudity
I was stuck in an airport recently with nothing but a dial-up connection and a flimsy bathrobe (don’t ask), and updated the following areas of […]
Long Island bids to become Porn Valley East
Until recently, the only porn residents of Long Island could lay claim to was a flash of Margot Kidder’s nipple in the original Amityville Horror. […]
The Prime of Miss Jean Jacobs or: Would I lie to you, Honey? or: De Jean Vu
The reason that there is no Oscar presented for Best New Starlet is because novelty is not as important in Hollywood as it is in […]
AVN: The only numbers you can trust
Suite number of the party at which Satine Phoenix was naked: 211
Temperature of that room, in fahrenheit degrees: 102