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Surviving 70’s Porn Tropes And What We Can Learn from Them

March 15, 2021 Gram the Man 1

Is the 70’s porn creepiness gene necessary for our survival?

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“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin”: It’s about time we got some class around here

February 1, 2010 Gram the Man 0

“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin” is a much better franchise reboot than Edward Norton’s “The Incredible Hulk.”

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"House of Wicked" is way better than "House of Sand And Fog"

May 31, 2009 Gram the Man 1

It was as if her agent told Jennifer Connelly that she’d have to shed some pounds if she wanted that Academy Award. So all that […]

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Acid Rain to release 200 hours of comps

August 24, 2005 Gram the Man 1

The only thing I’ve ever done for 200 hours straight is watch the Jennifer Connelly ass-to-ass scene in Requiem for a Dream; the writing was so goddamn good.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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