Will Your Mouth Still Remember the Taste of this Interracial Brothel?
Tonight there was an open bar and canapes, but six years ago it was panocha.
Jessica Bangkok
Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Say “Mama’s Got Big Boobs”
Somewhere between Ingenue and Cougarhood, a decision is made to put all that shit In Your Face.
“Next Friday,” I’m in love: That’s right—I shoved a Cure reference into an interracial porn movie. Why? Because it’s my goddamn site, is why
You don’t have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this “Official” parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.
MontagFoto 6.18.12—Vannah, show me Octomom
“Why do you show up to my job and knock the cocks out of my mouth?”
When Kenny G murdered Mika Tan: Interview with a Villain
It is possible for adult humans to recognize the difference between entertainment and real-life violence.
A “Shaft” in which everyone gets exploited equally
It was when Shaft sampled Bangkok that I felt the racial divide between us evaporating.
Maybe Jessica Bangkok can’t play the piano, Amy Chua, but she knows how to live
Every teacher from Sting to Jeff Daniels’ character in “Terms of Endearment” to whatever Garp’s wife’s name was (I’m not going to look it up—do I look Chinese to you?) can tell you that you shouldn’t pluck the low-hanging fruit that is a besotted student.
Pure
“Pure” updates the subject matter of 1976’s “In the Realm of the Senses” to contemporary Los Angeles
Sarah Vandella’s creampie of assonance
Today we’ll talk about assonance, the use of similar sounds inside words. Also creampies.
This Brothel Life: Booty is only part of it
I’ve been to a few brothels in my callow youth and I have never, ever seen one that looks like the kind that are depicted […]