Tonight there was an open bar and canapes, but six years ago it was panocha.
Somewhere between Ingenue and Cougarhood, a decision is made to put all that shit In Your Face.
You don’t have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this “Official” parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.
“Why do you show up to my job and knock the cocks out of my mouth?”
It is possible for adult humans to recognize the difference between entertainment and real-life violence.
It was when Shaft sampled Bangkok that I felt the racial divide between us evaporating.
Every teacher from Sting to Jeff Daniels’ character in “Terms of Endearment” to whatever Garp’s wife’s name was (I’m not going to look it up—do I look Chinese to you?) can tell you that you shouldn’t pluck the low-hanging fruit that is a besotted student.
“Pure” updates the subject matter of 1976’s “In the Realm of the Senses” to contemporary Los Angeles
Today we’ll talk about assonance, the use of similar sounds inside words. Also creampies.
I’ve been to a few brothels in my callow youth and I have never, ever seen one that looks like the kind that are depicted in porn movies. And that’s fine. The Moonlite Bunnyranch? A collection of windswept trailers in the desert. The Kennedy Compound it is not (and I’ve also been to the Kennedy…