In two separate headscratchers of press releases detailing a “survey” and a “Huffington Post blog,” Vivid sulks about Nadya Suleman, The One That Got Away.

Will she even make Screech-level money?

I’d smoke PCP at gunpoint with all these women

From now on I want all my parties to be hangar-based

You’d think that, facing extinction, humanity wouldn’t bother with condoms.

drake, on loan from Wicked for this movie, doesn’t have to deal with that company’s condom policy

Sex educators/futurists jessica drake and Leonard Cohen predict alternate entries

“Yeah, that’s a lot of sperm getting on me,” notes drake. “That’s why I take off the blue dress.”

“You’re more exciting than his hands, I hope,” says Bobbi Starr

The couples in this movie are very attractive, as is their genuine positive regard for each other. That said, the “not based on actual events” disclaimer at the end is disquieting: does this mean real couples can’t be drenched in love?

“I believe that only people who have been in the biz a long, long time have survived because they recognize and acknowledge the humor of it,”

I will be presenting the Best Actress trophy at this year’s XBiz Awards, but I am unsure of how I should comport myself.

Wicked’s “2040,” which ends with Randy Spears walking south into the sunset with barely-verbal cyborg girlfriend Alektra Blue, reminded me a little of the 2002 film “Minority Report,” in which Tom Cruise drags around a barely-verbal and goop-covered autistoid precog Samantha Morton. In 2002 I remember thinking of the clingy, floppy Morton, who herself thought [...]

I wanted to let you know that the future of erotica arrived in my mailbox this morning, so any of you who wanted to be part of my erotic future need no longer try. On this, the submissions deadline for the 2010 AVN Awards, even people like me are receiving the big studios’ tentpole movies. [...]