The Slutty Six: AVN And XBiz Agree On Six Significant Spermfests
The Golden Globes and Oscars of Porn agree on six films.
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An “X-Rated” Porn Primer
Stroll through the sticky archives of some of the classiest porn movies of all time
2014: Why Nudity Matters
2014 was the year porn became a visual medium.
Dickpix And Blendr Hookups: Margie Schnibbe’s “Psychopathia.Sexualis.NSFW”
Most visitors will leave “Psychopathia.Sexualis.NSFW” with a validation of something they already know: No man likes condoms. But the real takeaway is that the whole show has an NSA Prism program quality: How did she get our instant messages?
Couples: Never use “Rape!” as a safeword
Are Sexual How To videos featuring porn stars useful, or are they a porn equivalent of pygmy boobs in National Geographic? A lesson that the world does not revolve around Gram.
[PR] Vivid: “You hurt our feelings, Octomom”
In two separate headscratchers of press releases detailing a “survey” and a “Huffington Post blog,” Vivid sulks about Nadya Suleman, The One That Got Away.
Octomom masturbates to the inevitable
Will she even make Screech-level money?
Lily Labeau masturbates so you won’t have to
When you see Julia Ann’s lush (but headless) frame on the cover of “jessica drake’s Guide to Female Masturbation,” it won’t be female masturbation you’re thinking about. I mean Damn. If she looks this good with half a head, think about how she’ll look with the whole thing.
Nudes You May Have Missed
I’d smoke PCP at gunpoint with all these women
Gang-Hangar at the XBiz Awards
From now on I want all my parties to be hangar-based
The 2012 Porn Nudity Index: Can It Measure Up?
2011’s most enduring porn photos….can 2012 measure up?
My God, It’s Full of Starrs: “Horizon”
You’d think that, facing extinction, humanity wouldn’t bother with condoms.
“Alice in Wonderland”: The Quest for the Vorpal Dildo
drake, on loan from Wicked for this movie, doesn’t have to deal with that company’s condom policy
I have no sympathy for you, Brad Armstrong
Brad Armstrong learns the value of fucking women his own age by enjoying the living shit out fucking women half his age. This is what anthropologists call a Fake Brag.
The Load Ahead: jessica drake on fellatio futures
Sex educators/futurists jessica drake and Leonard Cohen predict alternate entries
Down the Rabbit Hole with jessica drake
“Yeah, that’s a lot of sperm getting on me,” notes drake. “That’s why I take off the blue dress.”
“Rocki Whore” explores slutty monogamy
“Rocki Whore Picture Show” is one of the handful of porn parodies that pays its own way; it has a good shot of pleasing porn fans who like the original camp film as well as those who’ve never seen it.
“Fellatio” by jessica drake: How to give a Wicked blowjob
“You’re more exciting than his hands, I hope,” says Bobbi Starr
“Drenched in Love”: Warrant song or Wicked movie?
The couples in this movie are very attractive, as is their genuine positive regard for each other. That said, the “not based on actual events” disclaimer at the end is disquieting: does this mean real couples can’t be drenched in love?
XRCO Awards 2010: But it’s our clusterfuck
Because porn performers are rarely recognized for their work, it seems fitting that this homespun-seeming garage band of an event reflects the quality of the average porn movie.