From now on I want all my parties to be hangar-based

2011′s most enduring porn photos….can 2012 measure up?

drake, on loan from Wicked for this movie, doesn’t have to deal with that company’s condom policy

Brad Armstrong learns the value of fucking women his own age by enjoying the living shit out fucking women half his age. This is what anthropologists call a Fake Brag.

“Yeah, that’s a lot of sperm getting on me,” notes drake. “That’s why I take off the blue dress.”

“Rocki Whore Picture Show” is one of the handful of porn parodies that pays its own way; it has a good shot of pleasing porn fans who like the original camp film as well as those who’ve never seen it.

The couples in this movie are very attractive, as is their genuine positive regard for each other. That said, the “not based on actual events” disclaimer at the end is disquieting: does this mean real couples can’t be drenched in love?

Because porn performers are rarely recognized for their work, it seems fitting that this homespun-seeming garage band of an event reflects the quality of the average porn movie.

I will be presenting the Best Actress trophy at this year’s XBiz Awards, but I am unsure of how I should comport myself.

I drink hot chocolate with all kinds of liquor in it and coffee with Bailey’s and Frangelico and vanilla vodka and nothing low-calorie.

I wanted to let you know that the future of erotica arrived in my mailbox this morning, so any of you who wanted to be part of my erotic future need no longer try. On this, the submissions deadline for the 2010 AVN Awards, even people like me are receiving the big studios’ tentpole movies. [...]

It isn’t true that the bigger porn studios only look for barely-legal talent; Katsuni and Jesse Jane of Digital Playground, jessica drake and Stormy Daniels of Wicked, and Vivid’s AJ Bailey are just a few examples of women in their late 20s (and early 30s) that companies are banking on to defy the porn stereotype [...]

Tomorrow begins the 340th annual Erotica LA at the L.A. Convention Center. When Gaspar de Portola (and his men) stood atop the Santa Monica Mountains in 1769 and gazed at Porn Valley to the north, they were surely thinking about Tera Patrick’s annual pilgrimage from Van Nuys to what would become Figueroa Blvd. Erotica LA [...]

It was as if her agent told Jennifer Connelly that she’d have to shed some pounds if she wanted that Academy Award. So all that a young Gram had come to love in “The Hot Spot” and, yes, “The Rocketeer” had melted away to a ringwraith tautness by the time of “Hulk” and “House of [...]