Aiden Starr And Jessie Andrews “Show Me How” To Appear the Same Height [set visit]
“I have something else for you to do,” Starr tells Andrews. “Me.”
Jessie Andrews
These “Expendables” will make you extendable
…So where is our “Rats in a maze, men in a cage” movie extrapolated from that quip in “Tango & Cash” and starring Katsuni in the porn version?
“Cleaning up the girls”: Elegant Angel’s elegant boxcovers
Porn boxcovers, according to the Journal of Fabricated Statistics, account for 87 percent of the reason people buy a particular DVD. Gram Ponante talks with the team behind Elegant Angel’s elegant boxcovers.
Set to Screen: “The Truth About O” (or: “50 Shades of O”)
As both America’s Beloved Porn Journalist and a Costco Executive Member, I am uniquely qualified to write about both the phenomenon of “50 Shades of Grey” versus the heightened reality of “The Truth About O.”.
Gabe And Karla And Will And Mindy: “Shared Wives”
“I see the twisted remains of melted metal that was once a bike, and the wreckage of the humanity and families that are what’s left over of a $12,000 joyride which, yes, crashed, because they didn’t take it seriously.”
“Hairy Twatter” Is An Almost-Unforgivable Curse
Who’d think we’d ever find something in our lifetimes to make the “Roseanne” and “Flintstones” parodies look good?
Today in Lesbians: How They Work
Like a vampire, I was moving west down Ventura Blvd. when I got it into my head to survey the current state of Porn Lesbians.
“Buffy XXX” is a Hershey Highway to the Hellmouth
I feel like every 18-year-old pornstress cast in a parody of some 80’s sitcom she’s never seen. No, not my champagne glass doughball breasts and my vagina that smells like watermelon bubblegum: a blank slate.
XRCO 2012: An Awards Show for the Ages
This year’s XRCO Awards were a great fun time; a perfect encapsulation of the misplaced resentment, earnest good will, limited attention span, dark humor, poor planning, and uncalibrated sense of history that Porn Valley’s 4-decades-old adult industry is known for.
Jacky St. James: The Last Woman Working in Porn [interview]
“…so many people (who don’t write porn) talk about how easy it is to write a porn script…”
Gang-Hangar at the XBiz Awards
From now on I want all my parties to be hangar-based
The 2011 Ropey Volley Awards: Movies of the Year
Each year I recognize the people, movies, and events that made a difference to me in the porn world. These are the 2011 Ropey Volley Awards for Movies of the Year.
2011: The Glorious Year of the Whore
This year the porn world tackled the issue of prostitution in several thought-provoking films
Submit to be tied: “The Truth About O” [video]
I don’t need to tell you how comfortable and life-affirming it is to sit with scantily-clad women as they giggle, tweet, text, take photos of each other, and shove candy in their mouths.
Jessie Andrews: Her own skin [interview]
Jessie Andrews is nude but not naked
“Taxi Driver” washes the cum off these sheets
“Taxi Driver” takes itself seriously and is done so well that we do, too, and that’s no mean street feat for a porn movie.
“Portrait of a Call Girl” has a lot to say
“Portrait of A Call Girl” is my favorite porn movie in a long time.
“Party of Feet 3”: This little piggy had Alexis Texas
Not that David Lee Roth would be invited, but you’ll get some leg tonight for sure. Tell us how you do.
With a name like “Marcia’s Twat,” it … oh forget it
If Gram were Iron Eyes Cody, he would shed a tear over the litter represented by the porn movie “Marcia’s Twat”
Neither Jethro Tull nor 38 Special expected this “Teacher” (but maybe The Police did)
I totally want to teach at a community college now.