My first porn review in several months reveals that people are still fucking in that house.
“Your sperm tried to make my eye pregnant,” says Vanessa Cage. “I don’t want no eye babies.”
Roseanne: The XXX Parody
Studio: Dream Zone Enertainment
Director: Jim Enrght
Starring: Kelly Shibari, Tim von Swine, Violet Monroe, Jules Sterling, Vin Vercose, Kayla Paige, Kris Slater, Dylan Ryder, Johnny Castle, Jack Lawrence
This review originally appeared on Fleshbot
The Connor family gathers for Thanksgiving and, Cinemax-style, employs a generic soundtrack and uses phone calls and flashbacks to set up sex scenes that could have taken place in any movie, but for the lovely Violet Monroe’s plaid shirt.
For some reason the gang is gathered in a room outfitted like a mead hall, underlining a production that didn’t try too hard. When Jack Lawrence steps in for a scene (set up via phone) in a jail, we sense that he was hired simply because he already owned a cop uniform.
“I’m gonna put my fuckin’ babies in your troat.”
As much as the importance of words can’t be overstated, the non-verbal communication between Anjanette Astoria and Johnny Castle on the set of “Cougars in Heat” is just as significant in making a good scene. “We really clicked,” Astoria said. “The scene was really strong.” But what were they thinking the moment this picture was…