Let’s Pretend “Rabbit-Proof Fence” Is A Filthy Thing To Say And Apply It to This Interview with Australian Porn Star Angela Whte
Talking Internal Patriarchy Shots with Angela White
Julia Ann
Ho, Set A Watchman or: Learning To Not Overthink Your Porn Sequels
Maybe it’s not a coincidence that Harper Lee rhymes with Robby D.
Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013
Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013 (powered by Gamelink)
Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner: “She’s Come Undone”
Wouldn’t it be great if a pornographer were brave enough to name her movie after a Guess Who song? Dana Vespoli is that pornographer.
Future scientists puzzle over why porn “Terminator” doesn’t jizz hydraulic fluid
Think about it: If Reese goes the porn route and comes on Sarah Connor’s face, how will she get pregnant with The King? Of the Future?
More Like Temporarily “Wet Tits,” but whatever—they’re still tits
Perhaps the biggest surprise of this movie—other than the fact that the tits dry off so fast—is that there weren’t more movies called “Wet Tits.”
Photoplay: Julia Ann And Dani Daniels Think Like You Do
Sadly, my copy of Dana Vespoli’s “Older Women, Younger Girls 2” suffered the excesses of my enthusiasm and was rendered unusable. So I had to make up what I thought the beautiful Julia Ann and Dani Daniels were saying in this Saphtastic scene.
Sabrina Deep And Julia Ann: Planning a gangbang is not like herding cats
Have you ever hosted a gangbang? I mean, intentionally? Sabrina Deep has thrown more than 50 gang-happenings, and she arrived in Los Angeles last week to strategize her upcoming Porn Valley event with co-host Julia Ann.
Spunk & White: “The Elements of Desire”
Keep reminding yourself that “Elements of Desire” is 19 years old.
[PR] Julia Ann ends World Bukkake Tour; Sabrina Deep to bang and pimp her
Understanding oozes from the pores of Sabrina Deep, which is why so many men around the world want to ejaculate on her. But in January’s World Bukkake Tour stop in Porn Valley, fans who want to go balls->Deep will have to get past Julia Ann.
Today in Lesbians: How They Work
Like a vampire, I was moving west down Ventura Blvd. when I got it into my head to survey the current state of Porn Lesbians.
Bonjour, Homewreckeur! Angell Summers in “Exchange Student 3”
Charlotte Gainesbourg in “AntiChrist,” Beatrice Dalle in “Betty Blue”; It is hard to resist French women when they have their minds set on something. But will the lovely Angell Summers use her Gallic wiles for good, evil, or Crazy?
XRCO 2012: An Awards Show for the Ages
This year’s XRCO Awards were a great fun time; a perfect encapsulation of the misplaced resentment, earnest good will, limited attention span, dark humor, poor planning, and uncalibrated sense of history that Porn Valley’s 4-decades-old adult industry is known for.
Lily Labeau masturbates so you won’t have to
When you see Julia Ann’s lush (but headless) frame on the cover of “jessica drake’s Guide to Female Masturbation,” it won’t be female masturbation you’re thinking about. I mean Damn. If she looks this good with half a head, think about how she’ll look with the whole thing.
Our tax dollars at work: “Mug Shots” and the County Cum Department
What is the crime, and what is the punishment?
A BJ for Effort: Fellatio makes the heart grow fonder
If you present a persona that he wants to dive into like a heated swimming pool, Miss X, he will come in your mouth with very little effort on your part.
2011’s first porn: It involves naked women
It would be intellectually lazy to extrapolate from a single, six-scene all-girl DVD what all porn will look like in 2011.
Lisa Ann: Back When Boobs Mattered
“When I started,” she said, “there was no such thing as a MILF. That job didn’t exist in porn.”
“To Catch a Predator XXX – MILFS Get Busted”: So Good I Didn’t Think It Was A Porn Parody
Rosano’s deadpan delivery of Quasar’s very funny script, referencing everything from Ewoks to the Egg Council, is a perfect example of how to be clever and do a porn movie at the same time
“Golden Girls XXX” cougars vow to Bea all they can Bea
New Sensations’ time travel porn featuring gently-used actresses makes sense to me. If that is what the twilight of my life means, I want to go into it from the back