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Bonjour, Homewreckeur! Angell Summers in “Exchange Student 3″

Charlotte Gainesbourg in “AntiChrist,” Beatrice Dalle in “Betty Blue”; It is hard to resist French women when they have their minds set on something. But will the lovely Angell Summers use her Gallic wiles for good, evil, or Crazy?

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XRCO 2012: An Awards Show for the Ages

This year’s XRCO Awards were a great fun time; a perfect encapsulation of the misplaced resentment, earnest good will, limited attention span, dark humor, poor planning, and uncalibrated sense of history that Porn Valley’s 4-decades-old adult industry is known for.

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Lily Labeau masturbates so you won’t have to

When you see Julia Ann’s lush (but headless) frame on the cover of “jessica drake’s Guide to Female Masturbation,” it won’t be female masturbation you’re thinking about. I mean Damn. If she looks this good with half a head, think about how she’ll look with the whole thing.

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A BJ for Effort: Fellatio makes the heart grow fonder

If you present a persona that he wants to dive into like a heated swimming pool, Miss X, he will come in your mouth with very little effort on your part.

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2011′s first porn: It involves naked women

It would be intellectually lazy to extrapolate from a single, six-scene all-girl DVD what all porn will look like in 2011.

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Lisa Ann: Back When Boobs Mattered

“When I started,” she said, “there was no such thing as a MILF. That job didn’t exist in porn.”

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“To Catch a Predator XXX – MILFS Get Busted”: So Good I Didn’t Think It Was A Porn Parody

Rosano’s deadpan delivery of Quasar’s very funny script, referencing everything from Ewoks to the Egg Council, is a perfect example of how to be clever and do a porn movie at the same time

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“Golden Girls XXX” cougars vow to Bea all they can Bea

New Sensations’ time travel porn featuring gently-used actresses makes sense to me. If that is what the twilight of my life means, I want to go into it from the back

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What makes a MILF? A new wrinkle

We’ve talked about MILF definitions before, but I forget that my site currently lacks search capabilities, so new readers might not be apprised of the generous dollops of scholarship and opinion longtime readers have provided. There are many definitions of MILF and, while we strive for standardization, we must consider two important variables: Are we [...]

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Big Wet Asses 15

Studio: Elegant Angel Director: William H Cast: Gianna Michaels, Ava Rose, Mia Rose, Julia Ann, Kimberly Kane, Michael Stefano, Manuel Ferrara, James Deen, Mr. Pete “Careful, don’t split it,” says Gianna to Michael Stefano in her first anal scene. Gianna Michaels is one of those people whose pornic assets are as apparent and compelling no [...]

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Lisa Ann prepares for The Quickening

A quote in a recent press release made me suspicious that Lisa Ann might be an Immortal, prone to lopping off the heads of her rivals in white-hot parking lot showdowns. The occasion was Teravision’s American MILF 2: Enter the Cougar, in which director Evan Seinfeld/Spyder Jonez says of Lisa Ann, “She is perhaps the [...]

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Gram Through the Ages

Coming Events of Personal Interest to Gram

September 14-16
CatalystCon
Long Beach Hilton & Executive Meeting Center
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