Sadly, my copy of Dana Vespoli’s “Older Women, Younger Girls 2″ suffered the excesses of my enthusiasm and was rendered unusable. So I had to make up what I thought the beautiful Julia Ann and Dani Daniels were saying in this Saphtastic scene.

Have you ever hosted a gangbang? I mean, intentionally? Sabrina Deep has thrown more than 50 gang-happenings, and she arrived in Los Angeles last week to strategize her upcoming Porn Valley event with co-host Julia Ann.

Understanding oozes from the pores of Sabrina Deep, which is why so many men around the world want to ejaculate on her. But in January’s World Bukkake Tour stop in Porn Valley, fans who want to go balls->Deep will have to get past Julia Ann.

Like a vampire, I was moving west down Ventura Blvd. when I got it into my head to survey the current state of Porn Lesbians.

This year’s XRCO Awards were a great fun time; a perfect encapsulation of the misplaced resentment, earnest good will, limited attention span, dark humor, poor planning, and uncalibrated sense of history that Porn Valley’s 4-decades-old adult industry is known for.

When you see Julia Ann’s lush (but headless) frame on the cover of “jessica drake’s Guide to Female Masturbation,” it won’t be female masturbation you’re thinking about. I mean Damn. If she looks this good with half a head, think about how she’ll look with the whole thing.

If you present a persona that he wants to dive into like a heated swimming pool, Miss X, he will come in your mouth with very little effort on your part.

It would be intellectually lazy to extrapolate from a single, six-scene all-girl DVD what all porn will look like in 2011.

Rosano’s deadpan delivery of Quasar’s very funny script, referencing everything from Ewoks to the Egg Council, is a perfect example of how to be clever and do a porn movie at the same time

New Sensations’ time travel porn featuring gently-used actresses makes sense to me. If that is what the twilight of my life means, I want to go into it from the back

Studio: Elegant Angel Director: William H Cast: Gianna Michaels, Ava Rose, Mia Rose, Julia Ann, Kimberly Kane, Michael Stefano, Manuel Ferrara, James Deen, Mr. Pete “Careful, don’t split it,” says Gianna to Michael Stefano in her first anal scene. Gianna Michaels is one of those people whose pornic assets are as apparent and compelling no [...]

A quote in a recent press release made me suspicious that Lisa Ann might be an Immortal, prone to lopping off the heads of her rivals in white-hot parking lot showdowns. The occasion was Teravision’s American MILF 2: Enter the Cougar, in which director Evan Seinfeld/Spyder Jonez says of Lisa Ann, “She is perhaps the [...]