Justine Joli: Nerd
On the wonderful Justine Joli’s birthday, we revisit an interview FROM THE SECOND BUSH ADMINISTRATION.
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2014: Why Nudity Matters
2014 was the year porn became a visual medium.
Zoey Nixon gives more than she gets
…even though Zoey Nixon clearly takes her nom de porn from redheaded Zoey Voss and “Sex in the City”‘s Cynthia Nixon, she gives more than they do: Zoey Nixon does dudes.
Set to Screen: “The Truth About O” (or: “50 Shades of O”)
As both America’s Beloved Porn Journalist and a Costco Executive Member, I am uniquely qualified to write about both the phenomenon of “50 Shades of Grey” versus the heightened reality of “The Truth About O.”.
MontagFoto 8.13.12—Claire Adams opens up
Claire Adams is one of those expert riggers who happens to look really good doing it.
Today in Lesbians: How They Work
Like a vampire, I was moving west down Ventura Blvd. when I got it into my head to survey the current state of Porn Lesbians.
MontagFoto 6.11.12—Everyone loves white women
Justine Joli, Felix Vicious, and Jade Starr react in different ways to my suggestion that we enter into common law marriage back in 2008.
Did Alexis Ford get any goddamn cake for her birthday?
“Please let me sit down and drink some milk or something.”
MontagFoto 2.20.12—Justine Joli and Felix Vicious
Felix Vicious and Justine Joli shamelessly flashing yours truly in their cruelty.
MontagFoto 11.13.11—Laughing in the Girls’ Room, Forever
Girls-only performers look like they live at Wilford Brimley’s house drinking Cocoon Juice all day
Submit to be tied: “The Truth About O” [video]
I don’t need to tell you how comfortable and life-affirming it is to sit with scantily-clad women as they giggle, tweet, text, take photos of each other, and shove candy in their mouths.
Zoe Voss: Hard to be “Minnesota Nice” in a gangbang
As I am Bogue Chitto Despicable, I found it intriguing to speak with the Minnesota Nice Zoe Voss
Rikochan Pumps Up the Clam
“When I started my clit was already bigger than regular people,” she said, “but pumping makes your body part really sensitive.”
Teagan Presley in “Control”: the Ingenue Has Left the Building
“Teagan Takes Control” succeeds in that everyone looks good at all times, especially Teagan, who suddenly seems like a real, and therefore sexier, person on screen
OSHA: Spanking Kayden Kross improves workplace morale
Today’s porn fans will put up with a lot for their three minutes of satisfaction 40 times a day: but never try to tell them that it’s easy to get a job.
Justine Joli’s Paddy’s Day Carpet Munching
I almost ran over Joli with my car, so surprised was I to encounter her 3,000 miles away from where she lives. Luck of the Irish.
Sound-down PornTM: Toil, trouble, and teeth in “American Made”
As America’s Beloved Porn Journalist, I am delighted to tell you that most porn stars are much cooler in person than they seem in their movies, where they can often appear retarded.
"One Day at a Time" porn parody finally finds its B story
Next week I am attending the filming of Hustler’s porn parody “This Ain’t Happy Days XXX 2: Fonzie Luvs Pinky.” You ask, “Grams, when will […]
Stoya in ancient times or: Everything old is (Best) new (Starlet) again
It is true that Stoya won this year’s Best New Starlet award at AVN, but it is also true that she appeared in Winkytiki’s Man’s […]
Nerd girls keep on truckin’
Now and then I think, “If they’d but lived long enough for Dr. Taylor’s Catarrh Cure in 1867, many of the ancient Ponante relatives would […]