2014 was the year porn became a visual medium.
…even though Zoey Nixon clearly takes her nom de porn from redheaded Zoey Voss and “Sex in the City”‘s Cynthia Nixon, she gives more than they do: Zoey Nixon does dudes.
As both America’s Beloved Porn Journalist and a Costco Executive Member, I am uniquely qualified to write about both the phenomenon of “50 Shades of Grey” versus the heightened reality of “The Truth About O.”.
Claire Adams is one of those expert riggers who happens to look really good doing it.
Like a vampire, I was moving west down Ventura Blvd. when I got it into my head to survey the current state of Porn Lesbians.
Justine Joli, Felix Vicious, and Jade Starr react in different ways to my suggestion that we enter into common law marriage back in 2008.
“Please let me sit down and drink some milk or something.”
Felix Vicious and Justine Joli shamelessly flashing yours truly in their cruelty.
Girls-only performers look like they live at Wilford Brimley’s house drinking Cocoon Juice all day
I don’t need to tell you how comfortable and life-affirming it is to sit with scantily-clad women as they giggle, tweet, text, take photos of each other, and shove candy in their mouths.
As I am Bogue Chitto Despicable, I found it intriguing to speak with the Minnesota Nice Zoe Voss
“When I started my clit was already bigger than regular people,” she said, “but pumping makes your body part really sensitive.”
“Teagan Takes Control” succeeds in that everyone looks good at all times, especially Teagan, who suddenly seems like a real, and therefore sexier, person on screen
Today’s porn fans will put up with a lot for their three minutes of satisfaction 40 times a day: but never try to tell them that it’s easy to get a job.
I almost ran over Joli with my car, so surprised was I to encounter her 3,000 miles away from where she lives. Luck of the Irish.
As America’s Beloved Porn Journalist, I am delighted to tell you that most porn stars are much cooler in person than they seem in their movies, where they can often appear retarded.
Next week I am attending the filming of Hustler’s porn parody “This Ain’t Happy Days XXX 2: Fonzie Luvs Pinky.” You ask, “Grams, when will this crazy joyride of diminishing returns flogging a dead horse stop?” (Especially since it was Leather Tuscadero, and not Pinky, who was the exciting one, as everyone knows.) But with…
It is true that Stoya won this year’s Best New Starlet award at AVN, but it is also true that she appeared in Winkytiki’s Man’s Ruin in 2007 and JacktheZipper’s Razordolls in 2006. And don’t say that because those were steveporn movies that it doesn’t count. I believe Stoya’s claim to newness has something to…
Now and then I think, “If they’d but lived long enough for Dr. Taylor’s Catarrh Cure in 1867, many of the ancient Ponante relatives would not have expired from Gleet.” This occurred to me when I saw a bunch of porn stars at a comic book store last night. If women not disinclined to like…
I’m spending more and more time in comic book stores, which is weird, because I wouldn’t be caught dead going into one when I was younger (I am now 23) for fear of becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy. I’d imagine people seeing me and saying, “Well of course.” But now being a nerd is cool, and…