…even though Zoey Nixon clearly takes her nom de porn from redheaded Zoey Voss and “Sex in the City”‘s Cynthia Nixon, she gives more than they do: Zoey Nixon does dudes.
As both America’s Beloved Porn Journalist and a Costco Executive Member, I am uniquely qualified to write about both the phenomenon of “50 Shades of Grey” versus the heightened reality of “The Truth About O.”.
“Please let me sit down and drink some milk or something.”
Girls-only performers look like they live at Wilford Brimley’s house drinking Cocoon Juice all day
As I am Bogue Chitto Despicable, I found it intriguing to speak with the Minnesota Nice Zoe Voss
“Teagan Takes Control” succeeds in that everyone looks good at all times, especially Teagan, who suddenly seems like a real, and therefore sexier, person on screen
Today’s porn fans will put up with a lot for their three minutes of satisfaction 40 times a day: but never try to tell them that it’s easy to get a job.
As America’s Beloved Porn Journalist, I am delighted to tell you that most porn stars are much cooler in person than they seem in their movies, where they can often appear retarded.
Next week I am attending the filming of Hustler’s porn parody “This Ain’t Happy Days XXX 2: Fonzie Luvs Pinky.” You ask, “Grams, when will this crazy joyride of diminishing returns flogging a dead horse stop?” (Especially since it was Leather Tuscadero, and not Pinky, who was the exciting one, as everyone knows.) But with […]
It is true that Stoya won this year’s Best New Starlet award at AVN, but it is also true that she appeared in Winkytiki’s Man’s Ruin in 2007 and JacktheZipper’s Razordolls in 2006. And don’t say that because those were steveporn movies that it doesn’t count. I believe Stoya’s claim to newness has something to […]
Now and then I think, “If they’d but lived long enough for Dr. Taylor’s Catarrh Cure in 1867, many of the ancient Ponante relatives would not have expired from Gleet.” This occurred to me when I saw a bunch of porn stars at a comic book store last night. If women not disinclined to like […]
I’m spending more and more time in comic book stores, which is weird, because I wouldn’t be caught dead going into one when I was younger (I am now 23) for fear of becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy. I’d imagine people seeing me and saying, “Well of course.” But now being a nerd is cool, and […]
If the future is to be apocalyptic, as scholars agree, at least there should be nudity in it, and for months at a time. 365 And Occasionally 366, a trade publication for the calendar industry, reports that the biggest challenge facing purveyors of wall calendars is that people don’t look at them. “It was October […]