When Super Spreader Events Were Just Known as Porn Get-togethers
Life’s too short to be demure.
Kagney Linn Karter
Anatomy of an Oil Orgy
Sometimes you need to turn turmoil into a big butt oil orgy.
It’s 11 a.m.—guess it’s time for an “Assacre”
There is absolutely no reason to wear a watch during sex unless you are a hooker. And we all know that porn performers are not […]
The 2012 Models Must Go: “Performers of the Year 2013”
I’m always sad when the new “Performers of the Year” rolls out. Even though Lexi Belle and Asa Akira carried over from “Performers of the Year 2012,” it makes me wonder if Kagney Linn Karter, Kristina Rose, Jayden Jaymes, and Gracie Glam are on a junk heap somewhere being crushed into cubes.
“Cleaning up the girls”: Elegant Angel’s elegant boxcovers
Porn boxcovers, according to the Journal of Fabricated Statistics, account for 87 percent of the reason people buy a particular DVD. Gram Ponante talks with the team behind Elegant Angel’s elegant boxcovers.
MontagFoto 7.30.12—Rain on the Scarecrow, Oil on the Carpet
When we talk about the hidden costs of pornography, no one ever brings up the carpets
Nudes You May Have Missed
Because some nudes are nuder than others
I guess “Womb Raider” would be too on the womb
I may be wrong, but I think women like Angelina Jolie much more than men do; she is devastatingly attractive in that way women like but that men quickly tire of, since there’s no payoff. With Chanel Preston, there is only payoff.
“Brides Maids XXX”: I think Melissa McCarthy would be proud of Sasha Knox
“But we so wanted to see Tara Lynn Foxx as Jenny in the ‘Singled Out’ parody,” a spokesperson for the McCarthy family did not say.
The 2011 Ropey Volley Awards: Movies of the Year
Each year I recognize the people, movies, and events that made a difference to me in the porn world. These are the 2011 Ropey Volley Awards for Movies of the Year.
“Mork & Mindy” exits from the other vagina
Points added that the Fonz shows up? Yes. And that he makes a Jump the Shark reference? Sure. But to what end?
Gram’s Week on Fleshbot: Cecilia Vega in Paris
Gram discovers Cecilia Vega years after she joined the adult industry. Score!
Kagney Linn Karter: Nude with Meme
Memes are more effective when mams are involved.
Our tax dollars at work: “Mug Shots” and the County Cum Department
What is the crime, and what is the punishment?
MontagFoto 8.22.11—Kagney Linn Karter spurs construction, reflection
KLK is now burdened with fame, the hopes and dreams of the State of Missouri, and all the cares and breasts of a 24-year-old.
“Grand Theft Auto XXX” is a rockstar parody
Even if you are not a fan of videogames like “Grand Theft Auto,” you will appreciate Daring! director Dawn’s efforts in recreating the tension, the grittiness, and the camera style common to narrative games in this well-acted, funny, and fast-paced hardcore video.
This “Psycho” parody is better than Gus Van Sant’s
…and I’m glad it wasn’t called the MasturBates Motel…
The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Pictures of the Year
As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.
Unhappy Endings: The “Friday the 13th” porn parody
Sloane plays her part as an up-for-anything sport and her dialogue scene with Tabitha Stevens is better than anything I ever saw Kevin Sorbo do
“Malice in La La Land”: A Long Day’s Journey Down the Rabbit Hole
“Malice” might well be Sasha Grey’s last big feature for a while, now that she’s all famous and stuff, so, if not for the chance to see a dwarf or actual nipples (courtesy of Jesse Capelli and Mackenzee Pierce) in Jumbo’s Clown Room, see it for Sasha.