“Orgy at the Villa,” and Sophie Dee’s archival breasts

Private’s “Orgy at the Villa” is exactly what you would expect from debauched Europeans with their five-week vacations and universal healthcare: a multi-ethnic joyride of divorced coiuples who still have sex with their exes, free-flowing liquor, untraceable accents, and women traded like currency over open borders. It has nothing to do with Silvio Berlusconi, but…

Teenage Babysitters

Studio: Powersville/JMDirector: Jim PowersCast: Katja Kassin, Kacey Jordan, Otto Bauer, Tara Lynn Foxx, Tanner Mayes, Yasmine Gold Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot “You think you can tease my husband?” says the severe deutscheMILF Katja Kassin to hapless nanny Kacey Jordan in “Teenage Babysitters.” “You don’t even know how to suck dick!” One…

Same time last year: Hos by any other name Edition

Normally I don’t like the words “Ho” or “Bitch,” but if it is the choice between saying something distasteful or passing up even a bad pun, well, cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt. Here are some choice bits from this week in the four-year existence of this website. Lexington Steele crunches squatters – January 17, 2005…

The Taunting

Studio: Spice StudiosDirector: Zenova BraedenCast: Amanda Emino, Regan Reese, Daphne Rosen, Krissy Kage, Cassidy Blue, Katja Kassin, Pia Kaamos, Anna Mills, Nikki Vega, Kaiya Lynn, Gianna, Kitty, Lystra Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Slutty goth and/or emo college students with no respect for the dead break into a monastery and its adjacent…

All your friends in 9 to 5 Days in Porn

Sasha Grey, Roxy Deville, Belladonna, and Otto Bauer and Audrey Hollander star in this German-made documentary about the life of porn performers in and out of Porn Valley. Shot in 2006, 9 to 5 follows these people and more, including agent Mark Spiegler, performer-turned-clinic owner Sharon Mitchell, directors John Stagliano and Jim Powers, and performers…

Katja Kassin: Brennen hinunter das haus

If Robert Crumb worked for Marvel Comics, Katja Kassin would be the superheroine he’d create. The callipygian Land Mädel is coming to the Spearmint Rhino in Van Nuys from Thursday through Saturday. If you are a Katja Kassin fan and are worried that your travel to fire-ravaged Southern California will be impeded, have no fear:…

New Porn Daily: Katja Kassin in Viva la Van

Of Viva la Van, director Van Styles’ collection of ten scenes that are close to his heart, he writes, “So sit back, relax and keep the lotion and tissue close.” The idea of someone suggesting that people masturbate to porn is distasteful to me. It is too on the nose (or, in my case, over…

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Katja Kassin: Landmädel redux

There are always exceptions, but your pal Gram prefers women he thinks he could cross the desert on. With that in mind, a while ago I sought out a word that would describe a woman whose qualities combined a voluptuous figure and a canny sensibility. Katja Kassin taught me the word “landmädel.” “The landmädel is…

Land Mädel

I consulted Porn Valley uberagent Mark Spiegler and Teutonic firebrand Katja Kassin (pictured) about something that has been troubling me for a while. Seeing how the Germans have been able to sum up in one word concepts that would require several in English, like schadenfraude (pleasure at someone else’s misfortune) and fahrvegnugen (pleasure in the…