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An “X-Rated” Porn Primer

April 14, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Stroll through the sticky archives of some of the classiest porn movies of all time

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Assed from the Past: Fap 5 Friday

March 27, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Gamelink.com presents the FAP FIVE WEEKLY COUNTDOWN! This week is very exciting as we have tales of pimping out our wives, a couple of movies […]

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The 2012 Ropey Volley Awards: Books of the Year

January 24, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Gram Ponante profiles three books worth reading, two that tell us about how we got here and one that wonders why we stay.

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Porn’s “Golden Goddesses” alight in Hollywood

December 8, 2012 Gram the Man 3

For many on stage and in the audience, there is a feeling of nostalgia and loss, as if it could never be that way again.

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The Best of All Possible “Sex World”s

August 18, 2011 Gram the Man 5

I look at two versions of “Sex World” shot 30 years apart.

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Sucking cocks in Hell: Porn stars discuss horror movies

October 29, 2010 Gram the Man 6

“This inhuman place makes human monsters” – Danny Torrance

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Cytherea: A Face from the Ancient Gallery

December 4, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Cytherea, like Babe Ruth, could point to a surface across the room and splatter it with labia-guided girldollops.

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Your weekend cavalcade of pubes

October 9, 2009 Gram the Man 1

The late director Jim Holliday narrated a 1988 compilation called “Only the Best of Breasts” that should make anyone fall in love with Desiree Cousteau […]

Kay Parker: The first “Taboo” is the deepest

May 12, 2007 Gram the Man 4

“I had to strip down naked to begin my journey,” Kay Parker said.

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