AVN & XBiz divide January, profits
I’m not saying that’s bad. I’m saying that is what it is. Neither publication can claim objectivity, but when’s the last time you objectively jerked off?
Kayden Kross
Kayden Kross: Hookers can be duplicitous Part II [review]
“We all get fucked for money one way or the other, right?”
Someone’s Cunting Daughter: Porn stars and their favorite horror movies
Porn stars discuss what scares them worse than Shelley Lubben
In “Fighters,” the real star is the “Fathers”
If the MILF craze in porn proves that men are always trying to return to the womb, movies like “Fighters” suggests that all women want to jump in the sac.
Today in Porn Valley restrooms
Los Angeles Department of Water And Power officials suggest depositing your ejaculate or feces-smeared wipes in appropriate containers
THE SOFT MACHINE: Digital Playground’s High-End XXX Vids Have Redefined the Craft of Making Commercial Porn With Solid-Gold Results
My interview with Digital Playground’s Samantha Lewis and Ali Joone from Hustler Magazine, 2010
“Top Guns”: Finally a heteroerotic movie about planes
Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, Kayden Kross, and Stoya all look so good in those flight suits that they would turn Kelly McGillis into a lesbian.
Show a porn star you love her—with cash and gifts!
Naughty Wishlists is a convenient way for you to show the porn girls you are platonically stalking that you love them; with items from their Amazon, Stcokroom, or Adam & Eve wishlists.
Skin care tips from pasty porn stars: By the pool in Vegas
Money is very difficult to find in the adult industry: prominent porn stars are working less and all major studios and publications have been worn down to skeleton staffs. So you’d better use your sunblock.
OSHA: Spanking Kayden Kross improves workplace morale
Today’s porn fans will put up with a lot for their three minutes of satisfaction 40 times a day: but never try to tell them that it’s easy to get a job.
Not-so-secret porn societies: the XRCO
“I believe that only people who have been in the biz a long, long time have survived because they recognize and acknowledge the humor of it,”
Porn Name of the Week: Aileen Ghettman
Today I came across (not literally) Miss Aileen Ghettman, a Score favorite from Marietta, Georgia. There is only one other porn person I’ve met from Marietta, Ashley Jane, and she looked like Miss Ghettman could eat her for lunch.
“Rawhide II: Dirty Deeds” – Hey lady, that’s not ranch dressing!
One of the many testaments to the thoughtful direction and restraint of “Rawhide II” is that it wasn’t named “Boner-anza.”
Getting Hummers at XBiz L.A.
“Where do you think we’ll be a year from now?” Piccionelli asked the panelists. I really wanted someone to say, “soliciting bus fare,” but no one did.
Call for suggestions: Presenter etiquette at the XBiz Awards
I will be presenting the Best Actress trophy at this year’s XBiz Awards, but I am unsure of how I should comport myself.
Kayden Kross’s shitload of butt plugs
“That’s a shitload of sex toys you’ve got there. What does this one do?”
“You put it up your ass,” I replied, “twist it, and stimulate your prostate. That’s what the ‘P’ stands for.”
Today in Porn Swag: “Dirty Deeds” nails Palin
I look forward to watching this movie but, contrary to what you might assume from the boxcover, neither Bree Olson nor Kayden Kross has sex with a horse.
Kayden Kross Is the Rabbit Girl
“You want me to talk about my money? Like what do I do with it? Oh! You said ‘bunny‘”
The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009
In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.
Kirsten Price: All things in moderation
I drink hot chocolate with all kinds of liquor in it and coffee with Bailey’s and Frangelico and vanilla vodka and nothing low-calorie.