“I got things you won’t believe/Name your pleasure I will sell/I can fix your wildest needs/I got heaven and I got hell.”
Flesh on the Carpet: Kelli McCarty
Here I talk with the former Miss USA and Disney Channel regular about red carpet etiquette and Susan Lucci.
The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009
In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.
Porn publicity stunt of the monthTM: Vivid offers cash to Nadya Suleman
Since I was not there when it happened, I couldn’t see if Steve Hirsch’s tongue was in his cheek or anywhere else when he announced that Vivid had offered “up to” $1 million and a year of health insurance to Octomom Nadya Suleman to appear in a Vivid movie. “We’ve had many single mothers work [...]
Same time last year: Lying naked on the floor edition
Notable events this week: Whatever your thoughts on Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman, I was struck by how much she sounded like certain porn performers I know when she said that her eventual masters degree would pay for the care and feeding of her 14 kids. In fact, Suleman is being treated worse than a porn star; [...]
One is not enough: Angry sex with Kelli McCarty
You should buy this movie, if for no other reason than because McCarty is not going to be appearing on the Disney Channel any time soon.
Faithless
Studio: Vivid Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Kelli McCarty, Daisy Marie, Voodoo, Kelly Leigh, Steven St. Croix, Jennifer Dark, James Deen, Herschel Savage Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Kelli McCarty, star of Paul Thomas’ new movie Faithless, evokes a Golden Age porn queen but with millennial sensibilities. So she is like a drug [...]


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