“Bush”: I’m starting to feel vertically integrated
What is it about Elegant Angel’s new “Bush” movie that makes me think of an American Apparel campaign to sell merkins?
What is it about Elegant Angel’s new “Bush” movie that makes me think of an American Apparel campaign to sell merkins?
I kept expecting Gordon Lightfoot to show up and accept an award for “The Anal Wreckage of Edmund Fitzgerald by Jiz Lee Wearing a Strap-on.”
This show isn’t Alt, it’s just good
Irrespective of what is or isn’t Alt, still photography is able to capture things film often can’t, especially with porn’s limited budgets.
“Californication,” much like “Married With Children,” is so porny already that a parody isn’t unwelcome. A “Flintstones” parody, on the other hand…
“It’s a fetish to buy a pretty girl something she wants,” says Kimberly Kane.
Here is a porn idea you are free to use, as long as you provide Creative Commons attribution to Dan from Minneapolis
I knew I was dealing with serious Trekkies when Giles, the British Patrick Stewart lookalike whose business card features the actor dressed as both Jean-Luc Picard and Dr. Xavier from “X-Men,” used the word “canonical.”
“A Little Part of Me” is porn for people who like scented candles.
You can still bake someone a basket of muffins, pick them up at the airport, give them a girlfriend experience, or die for their sins, but Kimberly Kane has added a new way to be nice in the 21st century
Because there’s more than one way women can get ropey volleys lobbed across their faces and necks
I call him Der Überagent
I would call “Beautiful Stranger” heartwarming save for that organ being several inches above where this movie most reverberated.
“Make new people have to get tested once a month for three months before they get in,” says Tommy Gunn. “Quarantine the rest of California. I haven’t had civilian sex in years.”
“The Twilight Zone” porn parody follows the theme of much of Thomas’ free love era-inspired ouevre: Sexual repression fucks people up.
It is about time someone combined the pornic undercurrents of “Poltergeist” with “y tu Mama tambien,” and Kimberly Kane has done it. Can the erotic subtexts of “You Can Count on Me” be far behind?
“If you separate porn from the mainstream world, you put people in a position where it may embarrass them,” Myers said. “They may not want to go to a place where it’s clear what they’ve gone to see.”
Every day I spend as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist is not all about irrumatio, nailed deadlines, and speedballs. There are some days that I must go home emptyhanded.
Because porn performers are rarely recognized for their work, it seems fitting that this homespun-seeming garage band of an event reflects the quality of the average porn movie.
The Coen Brothers’ original is a beloved movie that is full of pornish tie-ins already: Now Tom Byron as The Dude will carry a storyline involving stolen porn VHS tapes “that really tied his collection together.”
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