There may be those who disagree with my calling Alexis Texas zaftig, as if I’m trying to call her fat, but I’m not. Zaftig means juicy, goddammit, and Texas is juicy.

Over the centuries I have tried to find just the right way to compile the miscellaneous porn pictures I photograph myself, receive, or post elsewhere. Longtime readers of this site will fondly recall the discontinued “Best of Inbox Nudes,” “Picture of the Week,” and “Just Because” series. Here, then, is the apex of that art [...]

Not that David Lee Roth would be invited, but you’ll get some leg tonight for sure. Tell us how you do.

The week in free Twitter nudity

“Justice League of Pornstar Heroes” is not a bad movie; it just doesn’t do “justice” to its budget.

What is it about Elegant Angel’s new “Bush” movie that makes me think of an American Apparel campaign to sell merkins?

“It’s a fetish to buy a pretty girl something she wants,” says Kimberly Kane.

Andy San Dimas fucks the entire surviving citizenry of the planet Krypton in Axel Braun’s “Superman XXX,” which makes her a shoo-in for next year’s Best Interspecies Gangbang award.

As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.

Since porn is usually about naked people, Gram took the bold step of humanizing this year’s Ropey Volley awards

If it were a boxing match (and it is) the media savvy and attention-hungry AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) would have won the round

Max Hardcore should have written and directed this movie.

“Malice” might well be Sasha Grey’s last big feature for a while, now that she’s all famous and stuff, so, if not for the chance to see a dwarf or actual nipples (courtesy of Jesse Capelli and Mackenzee Pierce) in Jumbo’s Clown Room, see it for Sasha.

This movie suggests that presidents George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton were unfaithful to their wives.