Mug shot revisited
Gram Ponante posts an update on a simple street assault that speaks volumes about Porn Valley’s impression of itself. “Porn is the place where, when you go there, they lack the sense of self-worth to kick you out.”
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Gram Ponante announces Oscars of Porn
During a brief ceremony at the Lamplighter Restaurant this morning, the vaunted National Institutes of Pornographic And Pornotextual Arts changed the name of its annual […]
XRCO announces nominees
As you know, I am a member of several elite organizations, including the Activision Barnstormers Club, AAA, and Costco. I am also on the august […]
The Poseable Lockwood
We got a shipment of the new Kurt Lockwood action figures here at Gram Ponante Towers, Aviary, Helipad, and Q-Tipperie, and I have to say […]
Devinn Lane: Another day in Pink Paradise
You know those Lesbians ’til Graduation, always with the pillow fights and soulful glances and tearful, earnest debates about which Indigo Girl, Amy or Emily, […]
XFanz Porns Burlesque
Because of my rapidly advancing age (I am 23), I have little tolerance for the word “rock” as a transitive verb in its recent usage […]
TT Girl relocates House of Ass
Newly-minted Vivid director Tristan Taormino has passed Chemistry, her first feature for the company. Chemistry exhibits many of the hallmarks of Taormino’s last feature for […]
Open bar at the Rears place
Let’s say you have just ended a taxing relationship with a passive-aggressive and possibly bipolar woman from Brown and you meet someone who says, “Let’s […]
Ranting : for fun and profit
Now that Kurt Lockwood has made me an international superstar and industry icon my celebrity gigs are rolling in. I will be hosting the pot […]
Thank you for making me whole Gram
Thank You Gram! I have always wanted to be an industry icon, mostly for one reason. To get an angry letter from Kurt Lockwood! Everyone […]
Beyond the Valley of Porn Star Karaoke
Porn Star Karaoke was different from how I remembered it; the doorman’s goatee was longer. Inside, however, was just the same. I kept thinking the […]
“Corruption” in the boiler room
Gram visits the set of Sex Z Pictures’ “Corruption”
Porn I’d like to see
One of the ways the media attempts to depict a magnate, celebrity, or politician as “out of touch” is to quiz him or her on […]
The Decline will be televised
Over budget but not overhyped, Kurt Lockwood’s The Decline of Western Civilization Part 69: The Porno Years is a really interesting movie for only some […]
Audacia Ray and the trick to casting porn
I like Audacia Ray despite knowing pretty much nothing about her. Since I represent America’s desires and its picture of itself, she should probably run […]
Shane’s World made me a dick, or: Goin’ back to Calli
As America’s Beloved Porn Journalist, I am used to being treated a certain way. When Adam & Eve sends me marital aids to review, they […]
Pegging the man-flower
Aside from the women (Tyla Wynn, Kinzie Kenner, Annie Cruz, Jeanie Marie, and Vixen), almost everyone was uncomfortable, and that expressed itself in different ways.
Report: Lockwood good with sound off
I haven’t been to a good old fashioned porn party in a while; I’ve been sick, I’ve been away, my camera’s been broken, and I’ve […]