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Porn Standards Conclabe Supports Milves, Abolishes Strokable

March 3, 2015 Gram the Man 3

Notes from the 12th Porn Standards Conclabe CHATSWORTH, Calif.— Calling to order the 12th Annual Porn Standards Conclabe at the Lamplighter Restaurant here, Porn Valley […]

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Hef Saves Hollywood; But Who Will Save the Lamplighter’s Monte Cristo?

April 28, 2010 Gram the Man 0

If the Hollywood sign is to other-side-of-the-hill Los Angeles as the Eiffel Tower is to Paris, what is the symbol of Porn Valley? Would you donate money for the Lamplighter to be saved?

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Father Nog spotted over Chatsworth

December 24, 2009 Gram the Man 1

“Droppin’ Nog!” cries Father Nog as he passes over the Archstone Apartments in Chatsworth, pulling a train of former contract stars and FOXE Awards presenters.

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Exclusive: Porn writers’ strike enters 30th year

November 21, 2007 Gram the Man 2

CHATSWORTH, Calif. — The corner back booth of this Lamplighter restaurant franchise has, since the Carter administration, served as the war room for San Fernando […]

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