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Boxcover of the Week: I Can’t Believe You Sucked A Negro 3
As you know, the Journal of Invented Statistics reported that 97.3 percent of DVD sales came as a result of boxcover photos alone. That is why each boxcover must pack in as much information as possible. Chatsworth Pictures’ I Can’t Believe You Sucked A Negro 3 tells us several things right off the gat, as [...]
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Remember the Boston Teabag Party
It was on this date 235 years ago that liquored-up Sons of Liberty, dressed as Narragansett Indians (because the Sons of Liberty had been drinking Narragansett Beer), boarded three ships docked in Boston Harbor and proceeded to forcibly teabag British troops in protest of King George’s Stamp and Townshend Acts. The ships were the Dartmouth, [...]
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We Shall Overcome (on your face): On the set of Not the Cosby Show XXX pt. II
Since the porn world has such a high turnover rate and because pornography itself has such a limited shelf life, it is easy to forget that parodies of non-pornographic material have been a mainstay of adult entertainment since the beginning. When an anonymous eighth century Saxon poet wrote “Beowulf,” for example, it was only a [...]
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We Shall Overcome (on your face): On the set of Not the Cosby Show XXX pt. I
As America’s Beloved Porn Journalist of Color, I was honored to be invited to the set of XPlay’s Not the Cosby Show XXX, one of the biggest-budget mainstream interracial porn movies consumers will see. But despite the expense and the craft services provided by Panda Express, I am here to tell you that depictions of [...]
Asia Noir 6
Studio: MetroDirector: David Aaron ClarkCast: Ange Venus, Mr. Marcus, Coco Velvett, Destiny, Lana Violet, Myla Montez, Dick James Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Trent (Mr. Marcus) wakes up in his own body, uncertain of who he is. He sees only the slick suit, the police badge, and the sidearm. He’s in a [...]
Asian Fever 36
Studio: HustlerDirector:Cast: Priva, Lana Violet, Alec Knight, Joey Brass, Lana Violet, Lily Li, Marco Banderas, Mia Lelani, Sean Michaels, Steve Taylor, Tia Ling Orientation by Gram Ponante.com contributor Eddie Adams The next time you don’t really feel like going to work, tell them you’ve come down with a bad case of Asian Fever. If they [...]
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