From now on I want all my parties to be hangar-based

I’m not saying that’s bad. I’m saying that is what it is. Neither publication can claim objectivity, but when’s the last time you objectively jerked off?

“As long as they’re your own embryos you’ve been killing,” Ponante says, “I’ll still photograph you naked.”

I was on my way to the promised land

“Pornhub and Brazzers have done more damage to the porn industry than Traci Lords, John Ashcroft, and Andrea Dworkin combined,” says Nate Glass of Take Down Piracy. “These people are assholes and need to be stopped.”

Like the way the Gideons distribute Bibles to hotel rooms, I imagine there is a service that places waterlogged, sticky, and dog-eared gentlemen’s magazines in the woods behind schools.

The only thing obscene in the Stagliano indictment is the time and money the government is wasting harassing innocent people.

Larry Flynt, the great man has admitted, lost his virginity to a chicken. I keep that in mind when I review sex toys that at first seem improbable.

I do not think they will giggle and squeal to me – T.S. Eliot

This emancipated gimp was one of the many delights offered to visitors of Harry Mohney’s Erotic Heritage Museum. I rarely venture of the Strip while in Vegas (I am frightened by the natives and their rites), but this space is a delight for any consumer or scholar of sex culture. Clearly a labor of love, [...]

John Holmes single-schlongedly embodied the American narrative of success, downfall, and redemption in its porn context, which means something different from any other context. And his story as told in a new book by Jennifer Sugar and Jill Nelson, John Holmes, a Life Measured in Inches, unfolds that story as comprehensibly as possible. I say [...]

“HUSTLER Hollywood has saved more marriages than Billy Graham,” said Larry Flynt, commenting on tonight’s tenth anniversary of his flagship store on Sunset Blvd. The festivities begin at 7 p.m. with appearances by Riley Evans (pictured, with cameltoe) and Daisy Marie, who grace Hustler covers in 2009. It was Flynt’s late wife, Althea, who said [...]

The first annual Adultcon Awards will take place on Saturday at Sunset Strip’s Key Club, to be followed by a party there. Presenting at the ceremony will be Kayden Kross, Renae Cruz, Ashlynn Brooke, Nick Manning, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, Tommy Gunn, Derek Hay, and Marcus London. The show is designed to last an hour. [...]

Perhaps the adult industry’s most passionate advocate is Larry Flynt. Alone he seems to have the credibility to persuasively argue that viewing dirtpipe milkshakes is our right. Each of the porn world’s established or ascendent organizations has tripped over itself to bring Flynt out to deliver his winning stump speech, the money shot being “The [...]