I’m not saying that’s bad. I’m saying that is what it is. Neither publication can claim objectivity, but when’s the last time you objectively jerked off?

“I’m going to have my Greek boyfriend kill that bitch,” shrieked AVN, hurling the Wicked girls at a table strewn with PussyCash pens and lanyards.

Gram speaks with Cytherea about her needs, and how he will never let her down

One of the positive side effects of having somehow broken two expensive still cameras in the past year is that I’m shooting a lot more video. You seem to like this. But today I found that Stoya was behind my camera deciding it just couldn’t possibly get any better and killing itself. I hadn’t seen [...]

A duality compels Bobbi Starr, who detailed her regimen for staying as germ-free in Vegas as possible.

If it were a boxing match (and it is) the media savvy and attention-hungry AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) would have won the round

The Ron Royster period in American Pornography was one of great upheaval and promise that ended both too soon and not soon enough.

So we’ll all be dressed up in suits, as dictated by “Swingers” (1996), and will feel compelled to smoke cigars, eat steaks, and drink Scotch like we’re in “Mad Men” (2007).

Nina Hartley, meanwhile, gave a very-present Evan Stone his Best Actor trophy, and they groped each other for a good minute while I stood by, alone, waiting for my chance to do things to Kane that would make the Kama Sutra curl up and explode.

Patrick’s book should not be confused with “Sinner Tells All.” Just because it is unflinching doesn’t mean it scorches the earth. The reader – even if he knows a lot of the story already – goes on the rollercoaster along with Tera, and is as surprised as she is when the twists come.

I encountered Mallory Rae Murphy, former virgin, and her boyfriend, the ubiquitous personage Porno Dan, on my way to the restrooms at the Venetian Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas (I had to vomit up some chips). According to Murphy, she gave up her precious maidenhead to fellow Texan Evan Stone in a movie shot [...]

It was a different, more innocent time. “Hi, I’m Stoya. And you’re reading Porn Valley Observed, you lucky bastard.”

I have always been America’s Beloved Porn Journalist, and you have always been the caretaker. And Aiden Starr? I corrected her.

I drink hot chocolate with all kinds of liquor in it and coffee with Bailey’s and Frangelico and vanilla vodka and nothing low-calorie.