“…so many people (who don’t write porn) talk about how easy it is to write a porn script…”

“You don’t need her to like you—This is porn; we’re in the business of helping people jerk off—You just have to find a way to deliver a load to her face.”

“So,” I said, thinking too hard, “did you porn-name yourself after Nice in France and no one figured out how to pronounce it?”

I call him Der Überagent

“I had to diversify my portfolio,” Myers said, “and that had to include at least partial ownership of the projects I put together.”

“Legal action only goes so far,” Coffman said. “When you get right down to it, the porn world was so crowded that consolidation might not be a bad thing.”

Every day in porn is a good day. My face has been between Amy Ried’s butt cheeks.

This is a business like any other. It’s what people not working in porn don’t seem to understand about it.