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Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner: “She’s Come Undone”

September 26, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Wouldn’t it be great if a pornographer were brave enough to name her movie after a Guess Who song? Dana Vespoli is that pornographer.

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Finally, A “Foot Prints” That Isn’t That Goddamned Inspirational Poster

September 26, 2013 Gram the Man 0

“Then why was there only one set of footprints?”

“Because I was fucking you.”

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Rape Is An Elective at the “Obedience School”

July 23, 2013 Gram the Man 0

“…After they raped her, they probably went home and torrented all the DVDs.”

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I guess “Womb Raider” would be too on the womb

April 6, 2012 Gram the Man 0

I may be wrong, but I think women like Angelina Jolie much more than men do; she is devastatingly attractive in that way women like but that men quickly tire of, since there’s no payoff. With Chanel Preston, there is only payoff.

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Brandon Iron says we are all Hungarian hookers

December 4, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Dear Readers, Unless you are employed by New York Law School, it is probably illegal to look at this site from work. The thrill and […]

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