The Best of All Possible “Sex World”s
I look at two versions of “Sex World” shot 30 years apart.
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“Alice in Wonderland”: The Quest for the Vorpal Dildo
drake, on loan from Wicked for this movie, doesn’t have to deal with that company’s condom policy
I’ll be your Dream Warrior, Jennifer White: On the set of “A Wet Dream on Elm Street”
Adding further insult to injury, I remember that nothing rhymes with Sabbath, but Rockin’ rhymes with Dokken.
Lily Labeau, you are my airplane nose
Lily Labeau has a Greatest Generation Pinup quality that was perfectly captured by photographer Rick Garcia
Grid your loins: “Pron: The XXX Parody”
Grid your loins, porn fans!
Swallow the Yellow Thick Load—”Simpsons: The XXX Parody”
And don’t worry: there’s no Bart, Lisa, or Maggie
Yar’s Revenge: “Star Trek: The Next Generation” gets a porn parody
I knew I was dealing with serious Trekkies when Giles, the British Patrick Stewart lookalike whose business card features the actor dressed as both Jean-Luc Picard and Dr. Xavier from “X-Men,” used the word “canonical.”
Ponante shocked, pleased with “Facts of Life XXX” Academy Award nominations
“When I heard Gabourey Sidibe announce my name at 6 this morning, I almost shat,” said Ponante
The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Pictures of the Year
As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.
The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Movies of the Year
Because there’s more than one way women can get ropey volleys lobbed across their faces and necks
Her Name Is Chastity, for some reason
Chastity Lynn looks like the type of woman one might wreck a hotel room and sell a kidney for, then, in a slim volume of autobiography, write, “it was an intense time in my life.”
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Add some festive scented candles, and it’s like a Christmas Tree Shop of the Loins.
Asa Akira: Hot Japanese teens are only thinking about each other
It was the perfect opportunity for me to ask a question that has germinated since the first time I saw a Japanese teen soak her underpants in shame while being raped by an octopus.
“Here Cums the President”: POTUS Interruptus*
This movie suggests that presidents George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton were unfaithful to their wives.
“Not Charlie’s Angels XXX”: It Involves Cocaine
It is fitting that this movie opened with a scene of disco-era club dudes cutting lines of cocaine.
“Sex & The City” & Cougars: Oh My
…the “Sex & the City” parody is much more satisfying than the original show, which left me feeling guilty after each viewing because I always wanted to shoot certain characters in the face.
Whisky A Gang Bang with the Free Speech Coalition
Evan Stone gets offstage and he sweats on some women; I am jealous because I am never as successful when sweating on women.
Lee Roy Myers: The Last Man Working in Porn
“I had to diversify my portfolio,” Myers said, “and that had to include at least partial ownership of the projects I put together.”
Why .xxx is a shameful choice
“If you separate porn from the mainstream world, you put people in a position where it may embarrass them,” Myers said. “They may not want to go to a place where it’s clear what they’ve gone to see.”
No Sex in the Sherman Room: A six-hour porn odyssey
Every day I spend as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist is not all about irrumatio, nailed deadlines, and speedballs. There are some days that I must go home emptyhanded.