I may be wrong, but I think women like Angelina Jolie much more than men do; she is devastatingly attractive in that way women like but that men quickly tire of, since there’s no payoff. With Chanel Preston, there is only payoff.
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No-Guilt Titillation in “Grindhouse XXX”
It was boobs mixed with low expectations that made grindhouse films a cherished bit of Americana.
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A World Lit Only By Fire On High: “Conan” set free by ELO
“Conan” combines the cheese of a Jim Holliday 90′s-era classic with all the regrettable tattoos, piercings, implants, gym memberships, greenscreens, and bald pussies today’s porn consumers crave. “Conan” is a fun throwback.
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“Backdoor to Chyna” renews my hope for the celebrity sex tape
You know how in ancient Rome they had The Five Good Emperors? No? Well, “Back Door to Chyna” is definitely in the running for inclusion in The Three Good Celebrity Sex Tapes.
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This “Psycho” parody is better than Gus Van Sant’s
…and I’m glad it wasn’t called the MasturBates Motel…
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No Sex in the Sherman Room: A six-hour porn odyssey
Every day I spend as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist is not all about irrumatio, nailed deadlines, and speedballs. There are some days that I must go home emptyhanded.
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You know: That “Over the Toilet” look
Some people think that sex by the toilet is filthy; I say it’s practical. I mean, your parts are already out.
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Erica McLean’s Hardcore Circus
Studio: Erica McLean/Cheeky Monkey Director: Erica McLean Cast: Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Kimberly Kane, Evan Stone, Lavish Styles, Tommy Gunn, Madison Scott, Lee Stone, Kendra Banks, Starri Night, Aiden Starr, Rob Rotten, Ron Jeremy, Blue Iris, Erica McLean It’s impossible to divorce porn from personality; since we can be reasonably assured of how each porn [...]
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Throat: A Cautionary Tale
Studio: VividDirector: Paul ThomasCast: Sasha Grey, Penny Flame, Tom Byron, Evan Stone, Aliana Love, Trent Tesoro, Herschel Savage, Lee Stone Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot “I didn’t mean for this to happen,” intones Julie (Sasha Grey), commenting on her (naked, of course – are you kidding?) corpse a la “Sunset Boulevard” via [...]
Pirates and the pregnant
“So Surrender the Booty 3: The Search for More Arse took the mise en scene of Pirates except added ass to it?” a person who was thinking too hard about it asked me. “No,” I said, “Producers of Surrender the Booty 3 more or less blew their load on the boxcover and the boxcover copy, [...]
Surrender the Booty 3: The Search for More Arse
Studio: Loaded DigitalDirector: Anton SlayerCast: Gina Lynn, Eva Angelina, Dani Woodward, Marco Banderas, Bella Starr, Celeste Starr, Shawna Lenee, Cherokee, Lee Stone The boxcover and packaging of Loaded Digital’s Surrender the Booty 3: The Search for More Arse – in fact, even the title of Loaded Digital’s Surrender the Booty 3: The Search for More [...]
Not Rated Pro Wrestling
Studio: New Porn OrderDirector: Craig ValentineCast: Matt Bateman, Snakemaster Abudadene, Blackheart, Pablo Marquez, Loaded Cash, Kendra Secrets, Kis Romeo, Billy Blade, Annie Social, Buff Bagwell, Misty, Lee Stone, Keeanie Lei, Mary Carey, Doc Rivers, Mr. Montana, Tyler Faith, Jessica Haze, Vampire Warrior, Too Cold Scorpio, Evan Stone, Craig Valentine, Chyanne Jewel, Dick Fitzwell, “Knockout” Nikki, [...]
Workingman’s Gunn
Today is Tommy Gunn’s birthday. You might say, “Grams, I only visit your site for the trannies, MILFs, and Satan – why confuse things by writing about dudes?” Well, Gunn is one of only a few dozen steadily-working guys in porn, and as such has probably serviced 40 to 50 of your favorite female stars [...]
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“Insertz” shows the meat
Studio: Roy Karch Productions/Sinsation Pictures Director: Roy Karch Cast: Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Aurora Snow, Mika Tan, Emily Evermore, Herschel Savage, Lee Stone, Paulina James Insertz sets the scene early with a premise that is fantastic: A broody, troubled genius, known only as “The Boy Wonder” (Voodoo), plays mournful tunes on his piano. Bubbly Harlene (Aurora [...]
Barely Legal 75
Studio: HustlerDirector: Erica McLeanCast: Jenny Hendrix, Faye Runaway, Alexandra, McKenzee Miles, Alexis Love, Aurora, Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot Let’s say every fourth of a porn series, such as Barely Legal or (make up hilarious porn series title for inevitable studio audience whooping sitcom joke here) is brilliant. This would tend to [...]
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