I’m always sad when the new “Performers of the Year” rolls out. Even though Lexi Belle and Asa Akira carried over from “Performers of the Year 2012,” it makes me wonder if Kagney Linn Karter, Kristina Rose, Jayden Jaymes, and Gracie Glam are on a junk heap somewhere being crushed into cubes.
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“Cleaning up the girls”: Elegant Angel’s elegant boxcovers
Porn boxcovers, according to the Journal of Fabricated Statistics, account for 87 percent of the reason people buy a particular DVD. Gram Ponante talks with the team behind Elegant Angel’s elegant boxcovers.
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“D3viance”: The 3 is for syllables
We’re watching masters at work, and they need room to spread out.
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I wanted “Batgirl XXX” to be more Extreme Associates and less Extreme Comixxx
In an attempt to please her inappropriately sexualized father, a woman is initiated into a dangerous business while in a questionable state of mind by two masked men who have sex with her. Perhaps “Batgirl XXX” is a metaphor for porn in general.
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Gabe And Karla And Will And Mindy: “Shared Wives”
“I see the twisted remains of melted metal that was once a bike, and the wreckage of the humanity and families that are what’s left over of a $12,000 joyride which, yes, crashed, because they didn’t take it seriously.”
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Sex Tourism: Porn Film Vacations [video]
“The difference with Porn Film Vacations is that the guests are in the inner sanctum,” he says, “not a lookee-loo with a camera phone on the other side of a velvet rope.”
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“How to Make A Cheap Porno” is funny because it’s true
“I’ve been so selfish with my gift!” says Anthony Rosano, agreeing to fuck Lexi Belle for free.
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When “Bad Ideas” is a good idea
If you agree that porn, bless its heart, is about dressing up the solitary act of masturbation, then the couples’ movie is itself kind of a fetish; It is a paraphilia in which viewers use the performers as props for their own sordid offscreen strivings.
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“Buffy XXX” is a Hershey Highway to the Hellmouth
I feel like every 18-year-old pornstress cast in a parody of some 80′s sitcom she’s never seen. No, not my champagne glass doughball breasts and my vagina that smells like watermelon bubblegum: a blank slate.
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Almost Blue: “This Ain’t The Smurfs XXX”
“The Smurfs XXX” is a backstage look at the porn world through the filter of children’s programming.
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The 2012 Porn Nudity Index: Can It Measure Up?
2011′s most enduring porn photos….can 2012 measure up?
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Our tax dollars at work: “Mug Shots” and the County Cum Department
What is the crime, and what is the punishment?
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Lexi Belle: Birthday Suit
Would you buy a house from this woman? I would. I’d buy two houses.
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Godspeed, Atlantis. Wipe, please
I needn’t tell you how like a Shuttle launch are the climactic moments of a porn movie
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“Pron” is Disney’s biggest porn parody since “Pirates”
Some porn parodies can shed a little light on culture while simultaneously spotlighting Lexi Belle’s vagina
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“Superman XXX”: Andy San Dimas kneels before Zoe, Zod
Andy San Dimas fucks the entire surviving citizenry of the planet Krypton in Axel Braun’s “Superman XXX,” which makes her a shoo-in for next year’s Best Interspecies Gangbang award.
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The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Movies of the Year
Because there’s more than one way women can get ropey volleys lobbed across their faces and necks
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