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This Week We Worry about Our Railroads

June 15, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Sometimes we are worried that it may not be the right idea.

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How To Dehumidify Your European Debauchery Mansion

June 8, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Occasionally we need to leave in order to learn how to love.

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Apparently We’ve Reached Peak Stepmom

May 30, 2015 Gram the Man 0

When 40 percent of the nation’s top porn movies are about fucking your stepmom, you’ve got to wonder.

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It’s As If 60 Percent of the Earth’s Surface Is Ass

May 15, 2015 Gram the Man 1

Adriana Chechik’s ass is here for you.

Fap 5 Friday: Hotwife Centipede Edition

May 1, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Call It What You Want, But Your Wife Is Still Having Sex with Someone Else

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Fap 5 Friday: “Box” of “Chocolates” Edition

April 24, 2015 Gram the Man 0

You can’t spell Gump without Um…

Fap 5 Friday: Dip in the Jizz Edition

April 17, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Jizz in the dip or dip in the jizz. Either way, next time go with a professional.

Fap 5 Friday (April 10): Greek Easter Edition

April 10, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Maybe because it’s Easter and Passover, this week’s Fap 5 is surprisingly tame.

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Fap 5 Friday: April 3

April 3, 2015 Gram the Man 0

“…suggests a world in which on any given night there are more than a hundred transsexuals willing to babysit your child.”

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Fap 5 Friday: Irish Curse Edition (March 20)

March 20, 2015 Gram the Man 0

For the past several months I have been doing this little job of work for Playboy in which I take the five top-selling movies for […]

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