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Arrivederci Rocco: Siffredi Retires from Performing
Siffredi leaves a legacy of nearly 2,000 movies shot on three continents.
Fap 5 Friday (April 10): Greek Easter Edition
Maybe because it’s Easter and Passover, this week’s Fap 5 is surprisingly tame.
Diamond Kitty Meets Boo Radley in “To Kill A Mockingbird XXX”
Porn Valley is buzzing about its latest job-creating, money-making, creatively worthwhile, and altogether useful parody “To Kill A Mockingbird XXX,” starring Rob Black as Atticus, […]
Lexington Steele Streams Every Ford
“Nice to have you over to the spot,” says Lexington Steele, in a nod to a growing list of Things I’ll Never Say.
Breaking: “Black Pack” not ZZ Top
I’ve been having some problems lately, and I was kind of hoping that “The Black Pack” would serve the same function as ZZ Top did in their Eliminator videos, where they’d show up and set things right for some hapless individual. Nope.
“It was between the brothers, KK”
I just needed to get a “Godfather 2” reference out there or I would have felt like I hadn’t done my job.
Fleshbot to drop loads of appreciation on male performers
Fleshbot will be delivering cards to dozens of male performers who would otherwise only be receiving listless blowjobs from blackjack dealers at the Flamingo.
Blue Movie: 3D “Avatar XXX” fights piracy while mixing species
The Na’bi discover the humans’ treachery and overthrow them, a storyline representative of Hustler’s longstanding support of indigenous cultures. But how come everything wasn’t blue?
Star 80: Lexington Steele fends off Facebook fauxfuckers
You could call Steele’s Facebook dilemma Cybersquatting 2.0, because he is competing with entities who didn’t even pay an up-front charge to impersonate him, and who don’t stand to profit financially.
Porn Name of the Week: Aileen Ghettman
Today I came across (not literally) Miss Aileen Ghettman, a Score favorite from Marietta, Georgia. There is only one other porn person I’ve met from Marietta, Ashley Jane, and she looked like Miss Ghettman could eat her for lunch.
The Dark Side of Marco Banderas 3
Studio: MercenaryDirector: Marco BanderasCast: Marco Banderas, Lexington Steele, Annette Schwarz, Jada Fire, Pinky, Sienna West, Mya Luanna, Alanah Rae, Diana Doll, Rebeca Linares Not only […]
Au revoir, Voyageur Tina Tyler
Tina Tyler goes on extended hiatus today, and we wish her well. Laden down with a floor-length fox fur coat from her friend and boss […]
Same time last year: Hos by any other name Edition
Normally I don’t like the words “Ho” or “Bitch,” but if it is the choice between saying something distasteful or passing up even a bad […]
Lex lets you know you’re inadequate
I have always found Lexington Steele to be both humble and confident. He has no need to beat you over the head with anything. And […]
Same time last year
Now that I have the World’s Largest Porn Journalism Archive1 I am going to regularly cash in on some gems from the past: Lexington Steele […]
Lexington Steele tries to be all things to all people
Lexington Steele needs to make a stand. Even though his new movie, MILF Magnet 2, cannily advertises both milves (women who have had children) and […]
Lex launches latest load litany, lensing lipward-lofting love loogies
Because it contains no impurities and because I only have sex in wind tunnels, my semen is as white as the Virgin Mary’s veneers. Because […]
Wayne Hentai: Pornslinger
Now that Hillary Clinton has stood up for a vilified profession, the “real Americans” known as Washington lobbyists, I finally have the courage to put […]
The Second Lex
“The biggest mistake people make is thinking of me as Lexington Steele the performer instead of Lexington Steele the entrepreneur.” I’m sitting with Lexington Steele […]