What the Porn Set Chalkboard Tells Us About Ourselves
Rather than reflecting the real world or a groovy vision of the future, porn chalkboards propagate a sluttier version of the past.
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Anatomy of an Oil Orgy
Sometimes you need to turn turmoil into a big butt oil orgy.
The Sensual Sighs of Sully Savage
“I’ve always known that I was a witch,” Sully says, “I don’t believe in God. Hail Satan.”
Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013
Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013 (powered by Gamelink)
A Haunting in Pornecticut or: Pornynormal Activity
In the movie “Pure MILF 2,” Lisa Ann cuddles up to some dude on his easy chair when a spirit wearing track pants is clearly seen walking by at the top of the stairs.
Porn Star Birthdays: Out And Out with Steve Driver and Traci Lords
“You can’t flunk out of porn” is a rule with exceptions
[PR] Old faces, unfamiliar names in debut Exxxotica Fanny winners
Unlike many upstart adult award shows, the FANNYs sound like they might occur again
It’s Porn Awards Season! A Compare And Contrast Sampler
…it doesn’t take much imagination to remember that, 20 years ago, every single movie would have been a Hairy Girl release.
Hey Hey, My My: This is the story of Bonnie Rotten [interview]
Here’s the thing about growing older (I’m now 23): You notice the younger people who have the savvy, sass, and sobriety to make the world interesting after you’re dead. I knew Bonnie Rotten was someone to pay attention to when I heard her say, “You like fucking my 19-year-old ass?”
MontagFoto 7.30.12—Rain on the Scarecrow, Oil on the Carpet
When we talk about the hidden costs of pornography, no one ever brings up the carpets
MontagFoto 11.28.11—Life is made of moments, Kristina Rose
When Kristina Rose sticks up her middle finger, she’s sticking it up her vagina
Do “Mommies Gone Bad” include women who’ve never given birth?
I would be happy to impregnate Lisa Ann for a modest fee so that her next MILF movie is an honest one.
“The King’s Seed”: Creative Commons Porn
Here is a porn idea you are free to use, as long as you provide Creative Commons attribution to Dan from Minneapolis
“Here Cums the President”: Back when “BJ” stood for Baines Johnson
Because it is Presidents’ Week, I am remembering my visit to the set of “Here Cums the President.”
A BJ for Effort: Fellatio makes the heart grow fonder
If you present a persona that he wants to dive into like a heated swimming pool, Miss X, he will come in your mouth with very little effort on your part.
The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Pictures of the Year
As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.
“Here Cums the President”: POTUS Interruptus*
This movie suggests that presidents George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton were unfaithful to their wives.
Lisa Ann: Back When Boobs Mattered
“When I started,” she said, “there was no such thing as a MILF. That job didn’t exist in porn.”
XRCO Awards 2010: But it’s our clusterfuck
Because porn performers are rarely recognized for their work, it seems fitting that this homespun-seeming garage band of an event reflects the quality of the average porn movie.
“Listen up, Douche-ass”: Rating the “Jersey Shore” porn parodies
“I’m gonna put my fuckin’ babies in your troat.”