Gram’s MacBook broke, but a real man known how to do things longhand.

Was Alexis Texas sad that I didn’t talk about her ass or boobs? If so, she didn’t let on, and hid her big round tears.

“So the SaSi would be good for geeky girls with a little patience and sensitive, simmering clitorises?” I said (barely above a whisper, really).

He knew why he’d said it: he’d thought it was funny. But remorse set in, as it did for Ray, quickly, on little cat feet, and smelling like little cat breath. Audrey had been inspired the other evening and got out of bed just as the two of them were getting into it (not the [...]

Once you have achieved a certain level of international celebrity, any headline written about you will sound sexy. Here is Sasha Grey on the set of Miss Lucifer’s “Malice in La La Land,” a seven-scene feature directed by Lew Xypher, a quadralingual Belgian. “Malice” is only the second porn version of a Lewis Carroll story [...]

In honor of Bastille Day, feast your eyes on Jenny Hendrix, who does capitulation right. Here she is with Frenchman Manuel Ferrara in “The Jenny Hendrix Anal Experience,” in which the asstastic Tampa native presents like un chien midway through her 400 blows. Watch “The Jenny Hendrix Anal Experience” now The premise of the film [...]

A randomly-captured photo of Faith Leon from the movie Black Man’s Burden leaves me to wonder what she might have been thinking at that very moment. Here are some options off the top of my head: Is DirecTV really better than cable? Get out of your head, Meat That rug really tied the room together, [...]

Kagney Linn Karter was on the set of Not Married with Children XXX as was this collection of Raymond Carver short stories, for some reason. And, like Julianne Moore in Robert Altman’s Carver adaptation “Short Cuts,” Karter was wearing no pants. The story “What We Talk About When We Talk About Love” is about four [...]

Last night’s In the Flesh reading was really a good time. As always I was impressed with the hospitality of Freddy & Eddy’s Venice store and the groovy group of people it attracts, and the readers were an eclectic and entertaining group, including Seth Greenland, Nina Hartley, Jeff Miller, and Colleen Wainwright. Pictured above are [...]

Now assay, said Sir Ector unto Sir Kay. And anon he pulled at the sword with all his might; but it would not be. Now shall ye assay, said Sir Ector to Arthur. I will well, said Arthur, and pulled it out easily. And therewithal Sir Ector knelt down to the earth, and Sir Kay. [...]

Awake!, a magazine for young Jehovah’s Witnesses, uses the Bible as source material for an attack on pornography.

Loup visited the set of Bedwetting Puppeteers and found that his levelheadedness and wit saved the day. Read the story here. Previously: Meeting Loup and the Goo Goblins;

I will be taking some time off as my family increases, and so will leave you in the capable hands of Loup Perch-Tounge, who is a character created out of every self-important porn writer I have met in my lucky association with this business. Loup puts himself in the story, uses words like “aforementioned”, and [...]

Why … do I love this place so much? Is it because here human nature hasn’t had time to disguise itself? – Graham Greene See also: Order Graham Greene’s “The Heart of the Matter“