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Porn Standards Conclabe Supports Milves, Abolishes Strokable

Notes from the 12th Porn Standards Conclabe CHATSWORTH, Calif.— Calling to order the 12th Annual Porn Standards Conclabe at the Lamplighter Restaurant here, Porn Valley Chamber of Commerce Chairperson Loup Perch-Tounge welcomed industry dramaturgs, archivists, scribes, and tastemakers from as far away as Tampa to both Portlands as well as sizable retinues from San Francisco,…

I’m So Awesome: On the Set of Analingus Blumpkinhead

(NOTE/2013: When I first worked for AVN in 2002, there was a ricockulous style of porn journalism prevalent in the halls of that publication that spoke volumes about how its employees thought about themselves. I created the character Loup Perch-Tounge to embody the needless puffery of some of the dudes I worked with.) DATELINE: Loup…