#AVNSoGendered Hashtag Fails To Trend
“There’s a difference between a movie that is unwatchable because it is not even slightly sexually stimulating and one featuring characters that have no genitals.”
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Porn Valley To Rebrand Without Popshots, Gaping
The Porno Industrial Complex cuts its losses to blow wad on CFCM niche.
Porn Standards Conclabe Supports Milves, Abolishes Strokable
Notes from the 12th Porn Standards Conclabe CHATSWORTH, Calif.— Calling to order the 12th Annual Porn Standards Conclabe at the Lamplighter Restaurant here, Porn Valley […]
Porn Valley Fluid Exchange Moratorium Lifts Friday
Squatting to ring the ceremonial gong in the northern men’s room of the Lamplighter Restaurant in Chatsworth, Porn Valley Mayor Loup Perch-Tounge announced the lifting […]
Porn world shelves “This Ain’t The Innocence of Muslims XXX”
“We had already been fielding media requests asking if the movie had been produced by pornographers,” bristles Loup Perch-Tounge of the Porn Valley Chamber of Commerce, “but we assured them our production value is much higher, especially with the 2008 collapse of altporn.”
I’m So Awesome: On the Set of Analingus Blumpkinhead
(NOTE/2013: When I first worked for AVN in 2002, there was a ricockulous style of porn journalism prevalent in the halls of that publication that […]