As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.

“If any of these women appear in an anal scene in just one more movie, consumers will know their anuses haven’t been annihilated and will want their money back.”

Not since Leo Tolstoy’s “Anal Creampie Karenina” has a great work of literature become porn shorthand as quickly as Vladimir Nabokov’s “Lolita” has.

Fuentes is a very nice person, as well as a better dresser than Steven Tyler.