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Today is Madison Young’s 30th birthday. This is hard to believe, as her pornographic zeal seems like that of someone much older or much younger, but she is doubtless spending today embarking on a Cause. “I feel very satisfied with [my 20s] and [am] ready to make waves in my 30s,” said Young. Young is…

“Lucky”: Made with “A Woman’s P.O.V.” but watched by a man

I remember it like it was yesterday. My dog drowned in the neighbor’s pool and the neighbors gave me 20 bucks, with which I went out and bought Loverboy’s “Get Lucky” and Ozzy’s “Blizzard of Ozz.” Oh shit – it was yesterday! I’ll miss you, Gram the dog from Ponante Terrace. Other than Dylan Ryan and Loverboy both being inexorably linked with Canada, Madison Young’s “Lucky” has nothing to do with my dead dog.

Pirates and boxers: This time they’re gay

I was brazenly discriminated against this week when, because of my orientation, I was politely denied the opportunity to review Adult Source Media’s animated gay buccaneer movie “Pirate’s Booty” on Fleshbot.com, a site on which I’ve published about a billion words in the past four years. “(We want) the gay films (to) be reviewed by…

Boxing Syd Blakovich: “Champion”

Studio: Pink & White Video Director: Shine Louise Houston Cast: Syd Blakovich, Jiz Lee, Dylan Ryan, Madison Young, Dallas, Javier At the recent Feminist Porn Awards in Toronto, Shine Louise Houston’s “Champion” won Movie of the Year and its star, Syd Blakovich, took her Best Actor trophy back to San Francisco. Houston, who also created…

AVN 2009: The only numbers you can trust

Number of times it took Stormy Daniels, equipped with oversized ceremonial scissors, to cut the ribbon opening the 2009 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo: 4Amount of times Jesse Jane’s body would likely fit into that of her husband, if the latter were hollowed out: 4Number of minutes prior to the closing of the red carpet that…