Bruce was a vile fellow who
Kept for a wife his left shoe
He’d slowly unlace her
Thern wildly debase her
And then stomp around in his goo.

Young is asking us to appeal to the better angels of our nature and to divorce the makeup and the dress from the factory they cover. Can we do it?

As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.

Because there’s more than one way women can get ropey volleys lobbed across their faces and necks

Jiz will be the icing on the cake; It is as if the humble Crash Pad will be transformed into the happiest place on Earth, a veritable JizLeeland with just as many cameras.

Today is Madison Young’s 30th birthday. This is hard to believe, as her pornographic zeal seems like that of someone much older or much younger, but she is doubtless spending today embarking on a Cause. “I feel very satisfied with [my 20s] and [am] ready to make waves in my 30s,” said Young. Young is [...]

I remember it like it was yesterday. My dog drowned in the neighbor’s pool and the neighbors gave me 20 bucks, with which I went out and bought Loverboy’s “Get Lucky” and Ozzy’s “Blizzard of Ozz.” Oh shit – it was yesterday! I’ll miss you, Gram the dog from Ponante Terrace. Other than Dylan Ryan and Loverboy both being inexorably linked with Canada, Madison Young’s “Lucky” has nothing to do with my dead dog.

“I … think the essay actually makes clear to me many of the reasons that relationship had to end – even if I didn’t realize these reasons as I wrote it.” – Lorelei Lee

“Thin Line Between Art And Sex” is really good-natured, which always makes people look sexy.

You think anyone else is looking out for your best interest? Come over here, Baby: I’ll take care of you.

19-year-old Chloe Kez. a nanny and housecleaner from Baltimore, applied to Vivid’s “Brand New Faces” outreach program and shot her first porn scene for the company in “Brand New Faces 17.” Kez seemed surprised when director B. Skow suggested that one of her charges – a 16-year-old boy – might have a motive other than [...]

I was brazenly discriminated against this week when, because of my orientation, I was politely denied the opportunity to review Adult Source Media’s animated gay buccaneer movie “Pirate’s Booty” on Fleshbot.com, a site on which I’ve published about a billion words in the past four years. “(We want) the gay films (to) be reviewed by [...]

Number of times it took Stormy Daniels, equipped with oversized ceremonial scissors, to cut the ribbon opening the 2009 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo: 4Amount of times Jesse Jane’s body would likely fit into that of her husband, if the latter were hollowed out: 4Number of minutes prior to the closing of the red carpet that [...]

One of these things is not like the other – and that’s OK. When Madison Young walked the AVN Awards red carpet with other members of the Spiegler Girls talent agency (including Aiden Starr, Evie Delatosso, Dylan Ryan, Bobbi Starr, and Charlotte Vale) she, like Starr did with Gazzman of Harmony Films, wanted to walk [...]