My first porn review in several months reveals that people are still fucking in that house.
For the past several months I have been doing this little job of work for Playboy in which I take the five top-selling movies for that week at Gamelink.com and write an interesting blurb about each of them for Playboy Radio’s Lexi Stetzel to read. I call these the Fap 5 and Yes, I am…
Bonnie Rotten plays a sex-and-apocalypse-wizened bounty hunter in the movie Tommy Pistol was born to make.
“You ain’t seen nothing yet,” sang BTO, and they were right.
Gram Ponante on milves, swingers, fraud, and memory loss
After comparing their anal weekend with my weekend, the only thing I can offer this lucky trio is some toilet paper.
You know how there’s no atheists in foxholes? That has nothing to do with barrio bitches and their buttholes.
“I’ve been so selfish with my gift!” says Anthony Rosano, agreeing to fuck Lexi Belle for free.
“I don’t want you to be a porn girl,” Bobbi Starr says to Sparky SinClaire. “I want you to be a real girl.”
How many times have you seen someone wringing his/her hands in a one-person show and thought, “Oh, just get laid already”?
…and I’m glad it wasn’t called the MasturBates Motel…
Sloane plays her part as an up-for-anything sport and her dialogue scene with Tabitha Stevens is better than anything I ever saw Kevin Sorbo do
Does pornography need to be a searing critique of the porn industry in order to be respected? It’s worth a shot!
“I’m gonna put my fuckin’ babies in your troat.”