Mark Wood

July 15, 2016 Gram the Man 0

My first porn review in several months reveals that people are still fucking in that house.

March 20, 2015 Gram the Man 0

For the past several months I have been doing this little job of work for Playboy in which I take the five top-selling movies for […]

September 19, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Bonnie Rotten plays a sex-and-apocalypse-wizened bounty hunter in the movie Tommy Pistol was born to make.

July 11, 2013 Gram the Man 0

“You ain’t seen nothing yet,” sang BTO, and they were right.

June 3, 2013 Gram the Man 2

Gram Ponante on milves, swingers, fraud, and memory loss

June 1, 2013 Gram the Man 3

After comparing their anal weekend with my weekend, the only thing I can offer this lucky trio is some toilet paper.

January 2, 2013 Gram the Man 0

You know how there’s no atheists in foxholes? That has nothing to do with barrio bitches and their buttholes.

June 22, 2012 Gram the Man 3

“I’ve been so selfish with my gift!” says Anthony Rosano, agreeing to fuck Lexi Belle for free.

October 21, 2011 Gram the Man 0

“I don’t want you to be a porn girl,” Bobbi Starr says to Sparky SinClaire. “I want you to be a real girl.”

June 10, 2011 Gram the Man 1

How many times have you seen someone wringing his/her hands in a one-person show and thought, “Oh, just get laid already”?

January 28, 2011 Gram the Man 0

…and I’m glad it wasn’t called the MasturBates Motel…

November 26, 2010 Gram the Man 0

Sloane plays her part as an up-for-anything sport and her dialogue scene with Tabitha Stevens is better than anything I ever saw Kevin Sorbo do

September 17, 2010 Gram the Man 1

Does pornography need to be a searing critique of the porn industry in order to be respected? It’s worth a shot!

March 8, 2010 Gram the Man 9

“I’m gonna put my fuckin’ babies in your troat.”