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Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013

December 31, 2013 Gram the Man 2

Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013 (powered by Gamelink)

Mia Malkova Restores Our Faith in Love, Heights, Sandwiches, And Clean Laundry

October 16, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Mia Malkova is not some wizened strip of sex jerky, walking amongst the cranes and helipads of Downtown L.A. in director Mason’s “Erotica X.” In fact, had she skipped lunch, she might have blown right off the roof.

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I Know What Girls Like: “Sex in Venice” with Scarlett Revell

May 14, 2013 Gram the Man 0

“The ones that know, know it really well,” Revell says. “And they know how to be sexy. They know how to walk, how to look at you.”

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Truth And “Dare” with Dani Daniels

November 12, 2012 Gram the Man 3

I’m convinced that the future of porn most reliably rests in first-person adventures like Dani Daniels’ “Dare,” in which the movie is all about the personality of its star.

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The “Seduction” of Kristina Rose, others

January 27, 2012 Gram the Man 0

There may be those who disagree with my calling Alexis Texas zaftig, as if I’m trying to call her fat, but I’m not. Zaftig means juicy, goddammit, and Texas is juicy.

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The 2011 Ropey Volley Awards: Movies of the Year

December 28, 2011 Gram the Man 4

Each year I recognize the people, movies, and events that made a difference to me in the porn world. These are the 2011 Ropey Volley Awards for Movies of the Year.

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“Bush”: I’m starting to feel vertically integrated

April 29, 2011 Gram the Man 0

What is it about Elegant Angel’s new “Bush” movie that makes me think of an American Apparel campaign to sell merkins?

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The Extra-Virgin Ava Rose

January 13, 2010 Gram the Man 1

I should probably dip my bread in Ava the next time I go to Papa Gino’s.

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