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MontagFoto 5.14.12—Hustler’s Last Contract Girl

Some companies still have contract stars, similar to the way that some people still use ICQ

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MontagFoto 4.30.12—The Horses Wonder Who You Are

What the picture merely suggests is that Memphis Monroe and the horse were performing synchronized standing blowjobs.

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MontagFoto 12.5.11—Memphis Monroe’s Choky Christmas

If you’re like me, nothing evokes the holidays better than the slow application of pressure to the windpipe during sex.

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My Christmas Wish, by Gram Ponante

If your vagina were Christmas, I would ruin it.

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MontagFoto 11.15.10

O, speculative adult entertainment business ventures, born of hope and excess cash, that went nowhere!

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First contact: Tera Patrick spotted in Las Vegas

It’s always exciting to see sleepy, rustic Las Vegas transform itself into an expensive-drinked, scratchy-throated, droopy-dugged Whore of Babylon for four days each year when the Adult Entertainment Expo rolls into town. Then it goes back to its normal state of bewildered bumpkintude wherein everyone knows each other and everyone lends a helping hand. It’s [...]

Stoya: Deeper 11

Studio: Digital PlaygroundDirector: Robby D.Cast: Stoya, James Deen, Annette Schwarz, Tommy Gunn, Memphis Monroe, Hannah West Stoya has padding in all the right places, but perhaps her near-translucent skin made me think “Deeper? How deep can you get into Stoya without being behind her?” But director Robby D.’s gonzo title that boasts two interludes between [...]

Gabriella Fox: More than a typical whore

It is difficult for me to tell Digital Playground performers apart. Aside from Stoya and Jesse Jane, sometimes I think Shay Jordan is just trying on different wigs and calling herself someone else. I would also not put it past Jesse Jane to employ clever disguises. So I was eager to get a gander at [...]

Memphis Monroe unpeeled for field manual

I have a feeling that the promotional Memphis Monroe video might be the best thing about the new book “Wife Training: A Pig’s Guide to Love And Marriage.” The Pride of Northern Kentucky and Southern Indiana gives 90′s-era Jenny McCarthy a run for her money in her I Know You’re Looking at My Boobs But [...]

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Memphis Monroe’s nipples get Clubbed

Kentucky’s own Memphis Monroe adorns the cover of September’s Club International magazine, but her nipples do not. “I took a double take,” Monroe said. “I was like ‘When the hell did my nipples become tan and look fake?’” I have never understood why nipples were chosen as the part of the breast to obscure in [...]

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Memphis gets back to me re: boobs

People drift in and out of our lives so often, especially in porn, as the caprices of Fate dictate our schedules, geography, partners, and spirochete trajectory. We can’t grow attached to things – even our original breasts. So I was happy to receive an answer from a three-month old request of Memphis Monroe to show [...]

AVN Expo guides help to focus your drool

Princess Diana might have chosen to call it a minefield, but I call the AVN Expo a delightful collagen dessert with fans as the gelatin and your favorite porn personalities as the marshmallows suspended within. Plus, Princess Diana is no longer with us. If you plan to attend, you will be pleased that organizers of [...]

Memphis Monroe debuts contest, new breasts

Former face (and other parts) of Hustler Memphis Monroe has had some work done and wants to show it to you personally. “I got new bewbies,” she said. Monroe relaunched her website recently and is sponsoring s series of contests to get the word out, including a grand prize of a party weekend on the [...]

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Memphis Monroe abandons contract stardom for poverty on streets of 19th century Paris

Memphis Monroe, Hustler’s most visible contract star, is also its last. “We have abandoned the contract star program and did not renew Memphis’ contract,” a Hustler insider said. So a noble tradition begun with Jessica Jaymes that continued with the tripartite reign of Monroe, Mya Luanna, and a combination of sort-of Shy Love and sort-of [...]

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Sixty Seconds with Memphis Monroe

Memphis Monroe has proven the exception to the rule of contract performers not having absolute control of their websites, “soft”-launching MemphisMonroe.com this month. “I shoot most of the content from Indianapolis,” Monroe said (she lives in Louisville, Kentucky, just down I-65). According to Monroe, Hustler gave the reins of MemphisMonroe.com back to her after having [...]

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Sixty Seconds with Memphis Monroe

Memphis Monroe has proven the exception to the rule of contract performers not having absolute control of their websites, “soft”-launching MemphisMonroe.com this month. “I shoot most of the content from Indianapolis,” Monroe said (she lives in Louisville, Kentucky, just down I-65). According to Monroe, Hustler gave the reins of MemphisMonroe.com back to her after having [...]

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A Bitchin’ ‘gine saves Nikki Nine

I hate to reduce the entire porn industry to one leading-edge part of the female anatomy, but what’s more important: accuracy or a pun? Nikki Nine, Hustler’s newest contract performer, filmed Educating Nikki a week after her first movie, The Erotic Adventures of Nikki Nine, though Educating is being released first. It’s the right thing. [...]

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Nine Falls on the Cold Valley

As Master Yoda said, “Always three there are: Memphis Monroe and the other two.” Hustler has announced the arrival of Nikki Nine to planet Earth, and a Hustler contract. Apparently she has not been in a movie or posed for a magazine before. She is also allegedly 18. Allegedly 18 is going to be my [...]

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Derby Day for Memphis Monroe

In another part of the country I am known as Colonel Gram Ponante. That is why I was interested in hearing what Louisville’s own Memphis (Memphis?) Monroe was doing for the Run for the Roses on Saturday. “I’ll probably find some sports bar in Vegas,” she said. We were surrounded by horses on the ranch [...]

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This house is a party bus

I don’t know if this thing is going to fly (after all, it’s a bus).

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April 24, 2013
Bawdy Storytelling
El Cid, Hollywood
4212 W Sunset Blvd. Hollywood

April 25, 2013
29th Annual XRCO Awards
SupperClub, 6675 Hollywood Blvd.
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