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Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013

December 31, 2013 Gram the Man 2

Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013 (powered by Gamelink)

Mia Malkova Restores Our Faith in Love, Heights, Sandwiches, And Clean Laundry

October 16, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Mia Malkova is not some wizened strip of sex jerky, walking amongst the cranes and helipads of Downtown L.A. in director Mason’s “Erotica X.” In fact, had she skipped lunch, she might have blown right off the roof.

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Mia Malkova: Carcharadon Carcharias

September 17, 2013 Gram the Man 3

“You’re killing me,” Manuel Ferrara says to the great white Mia Malkova. “You’re like a shark.”

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Why Natasha Malkova Can’t Read

July 18, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Natasha Malkova is not Mia Malkova. Nor is she Jade Couture. While we’re at it, she’s probably not graduating, either.

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A Small but no-less intriguing gallery of Mia Malkova getting undressed

June 18, 2013 Gram the Man 1

“I couldn’tve loved her more in just her plain old everyday clothes.”

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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