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Today in Porn Talent: Calypsa Micca (and “Hot Girls Wanted”)

August 13, 2015 2

On the advice of counsel I recently watched the Netflix documentary “Hot Girls Wanted,” a very nice little snapshot of one way porn is done […]

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How Does Being A Jukebox Hero Relate to Miami Milves? Well, It Doesn’t

September 16, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Quick Summary: In this scene from “My Girlfriend’s Hot Mom 4,” there is neither a girlfriend nor is the woman getting fucked a mom. So the movie should be called “4.” Like the Foreigner Album.

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Elvis Replaces “In the Ghetto” with “In the VIP”

August 30, 2013 Gram the Man 0

As the scene plays out, we wonder what’s in it for these women who stand around watching Elvis jerk off on two of their comrades’ faces. Was the pay OK? Was the night otherwise fun for them, what with their Solo cups and limo ride?

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Miami swings into action for Kimora Klein

April 15, 2011 Gram the Man 1

Friends of Kimora Klein have set up HelpKimora.com to assist the porn performer with medical bills incurred in a January car accident

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AHF vs. AIM: What does winning look like?

December 13, 2010 Gram the Man 2

If it were a boxing match (and it is) the media savvy and attention-hungry AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) would have won the round

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When is a sex party not an orgy?

November 17, 2008 Gram the Man 1

Pink Visual, a company that makes porn that is low on production value but big on heart Pink Visual, while not investing in story and […]

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Say hello to my big friends or: Scoreface

July 23, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Like you, I was once 12 and can see the appeal of huge boobs, especially on someone as pleasant-seeming as Devin Taylor, who throws them […]

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