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An “X-Rated” Porn Primer

April 14, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Stroll through the sticky archives of some of the classiest porn movies of all time

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Michael Ninn: Brought to you with condiments of the Mob

June 14, 2012 Gram the Man 0

Michael Ninn may have been one of the last pornographers to receive funding for a movie by means of a shoebox full of cash.

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Welcome to Spurta: “The Four”

February 10, 2012 Gram the Man 3

Perhaps the indifferent gods stood by while the Persians killed their husbands, but at least “The Four” still have their nipples.

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Nudes You May Have Missed

February 8, 2012 Gram the Man 2

I’d smoke PCP at gunpoint with all these women

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“The Four,” just four years later

September 2, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Michael Ninn has released the trailer to his long-awaited “The Four”

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MontagFoto 6.13.11—Ava Rose and Alexa Jordan

June 13, 2011 Gram the Man 1

I was on my way to the promised land

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Porn music: It’s not just Bom Chicka Wow Wow anymore

April 28, 2011 Gram the Man 4

For every “Not the Flintstones XXX,” there’s a movie that doesn’t insult your intelligence.

Michael Ninn: Two Trucks, Three Years, “The Four”

March 15, 2011 Gram the Man 6

In an exclusive interview, Michael Ninn talks about getting his name—and his movies—back

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Jayna Oso is the Sweaty DA (for Double Anal)

December 3, 2010 Gram the Man 0

For a porn girl’s anus, anyway, “slacker” might be a compliment

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Michael Ninn’s “Nymphetamine”

December 28, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Studio: Celluloid Addiction Director: Michael Ninn Cast: Janas Cova and Jordan, Karlie Montana, Cekeste Star, Faye Reagan, Charlie Laine, Heather Carolin, Georgia Jones, Jennifer Dark, […]

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In a white room with meat curtains

May 7, 2007 Gram the Man 0

I saw Sasha Grey in a movie, Innocence Brat, and the very next day bumped into her in Simi Valley (I am a G.O.P. candidate […]

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Michael Ninn’s “Sacred Sin”

November 15, 2006 Gram the Man 0

“…this movie is a far cry from ‘Jamie’s Cryin,” but thoughtful couples may want to reach down between their legs and ease the seat back regardless.”

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Open bar at the Van Halen place

October 2, 2006 Gram the Man 2

Prior to Saturday night, the last time I stood in the parking lot of L.A. Valley Community College was to conduct a transaction of dubious […]

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