Don’t beat yourself up, Mika Tan: Call the Gangbang Squad
The Gangbang Squad: They were coming to rob her house, but they stole her heart instead. (And also fucked her.)
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Wankus goes into the light
To watch Wankus tweaking about Jesus in the same way he would about Mika Tan three years ago, makes being born again look less like salvation than a more reputable box to put one’s craziness in.
Happy Easter or: Don’t cross Mika Tan
Mika Tan and director Ernest Greene take a break from the filming of The Perfect Secretary 2: Training Day. Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Sophia […]
On location at Mika Tan’s double penetration negotiations
Mika Tan starred in the first porn movie I ever saw being filmed, which might have been the first porn movie I ever saw. And […]
Digital Playground preps Pirates 3
When Digital Playground adapted Disney’s theme park ride-turned-movie series Pirates of the Caribbean into the Pirates pornos, few thought the adult versions would be so […]
Bobbi Starr: Heart in the clouds, head in the toilet
Is it a crush if you want someone to put your head down a toilet while he fucks you? Bobbi Starr refers to it as […]
My Vivid Girl gaffe
I never mistook Nautica Thorn for Mika Tan. I never confused Bree Olson with Ashlynn Brooke. I know the difference between a cabbage and a […]
Gram Ponante announces Oscars of Porn
At a tearful ceremony this morning at the Lamplighter Restaurant, the grant-funded National Institutes of Pornographic And Pornotextual Arts presented their Oscars of Porn, the […]
Same time last year: McDLT Edition
Sometimes I look at the things I wrote yesterday, forget about three years ago, and don’t understand them. And it’s probably because each day I […]
Party report: The Cropping and flogging of O
HOLLYWOOD — It’s 90 degrees out, the hills are on fire, and I’m wearing leather pants. I’m walking west on Sunset Blvd. feeling ornery. I’ve […]
O2: The Surrender of O
Regardless, as a sex film, as a lifestyle documentary, and as a flesh-packed, English-language telenovela, O2: The Surrender of O is, like its predecessor, another porn movie that transcends its genre. Remember: Come for the Nina, stay for the Bree.
The Pain of The Price of Pleasure or: Why you should consider an Aggie college
So here you are reading a porn site and, even though you have intellectually accepted Porn’s right to exist and you know that intelligent people […]
Kami, Kiki, and Anastasia: Battle of the Exes
Kiki D’aire, Kami Andrews, and Anastasia Blue are three former porn performers (one of whom allegedly is returning and two of whom I’ve met) who […]
Mika Tan Fights for America, Whores, and the Right to Film Sex with Asian Men
A version of this story first appeared in The Naughty American. In a business where, for women, a career often lasts less than 18 months, […]
RudeTV sprouts from the grave of KSEX
It’s one thing that adult-oriented Internet TV station RudeTV has taken a good deal of the staff of the former KSEXRadio, but it must seem […]
“Insertz” shows the meat
Studio: Roy Karch Productions/Sinsation Pictures Director: Roy Karch Cast: Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Aurora Snow, Mika Tan, Emily Evermore, Herschel Savage, Lee Stone, Paulina James Insertz […]
Mika Tan, wearing some kind of jerky – just because
Mika Tan is currently off on a journey from which I hope she returns safe and sound. But earlier this year Otto Bauer got her […]
“Tru Lies”: Like the “Pina Colada Song,” but with no dunes
I might be going out on a limb here, but at no time does sex really need to happen in this movie.
Atomic Vixens: Escape from the Valley of the Sluts!
This movie is chock-full of pretty girls doing sassy, non-threatening things.
The world is your Royster
If Blue Velvet‘s Frank Booth used Roxy Music’s Bryan Ferry as a surrogate to conceive a child with Mountain’s Leslie West, Ron Royster would be […]