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Fap 5

This Week We Worry about Our Railroads

June 15, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Sometimes we are worried that it may not be the right idea.

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It’s As If 60 Percent of the Earth’s Surface Is Ass

May 15, 2015 Gram the Man 1

Adriana Chechik’s ass is here for you.

Fap 5 Friday: Hotwife Centipede Edition

May 1, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Call It What You Want, But Your Wife Is Still Having Sex with Someone Else

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Fap 5 Friday: “Box” of “Chocolates” Edition

April 24, 2015 Gram the Man 0

You can’t spell Gump without Um…

Fap 5 Friday: Dip in the Jizz Edition

April 17, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Jizz in the dip or dip in the jizz. Either way, next time go with a professional.

Fap 5 Friday (April 10): Greek Easter Edition

April 10, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Maybe because it’s Easter and Passover, this week’s Fap 5 is surprisingly tame.

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Assed from the Past: Fap 5 Friday

March 27, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Gamelink.com presents the FAP FIVE WEEKLY COUNTDOWN! This week is very exciting as we have tales of pimping out our wives, a couple of movies […]

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Anal Mining: What To Expect When We “Drill Her Ass”

November 9, 2014 Gram the Man 3

Is there gold in them thar asses?

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Hey Hey, My My: This is the story of Bonnie Rotten [interview]

November 4, 2012 Gram the Man 6

Here’s the thing about growing older (I’m now 23): You notice the younger people who have the savvy, sass, and sobriety to make the world interesting after you’re dead. I knew Bonnie Rotten was someone to pay attention to when I heard her say, “You like fucking my 19-year-old ass?”

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Dirty Bird: Meet Scarlett Revell

September 20, 2012 Gram the Man 1

Scarlett Revell: “I have to feel like I’m there. I want to smell the penises and pussies and sexual juices.”

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Kiki D’Aire’s own private “Camp Erotica” [interview]

June 26, 2012 Gram the Man 2

Kiki D’aire talks with Gram Ponante about her role in 2000’s “Camp Erotica,” managing a porn agency, guys who can’t get it up, and meeting girls who remind her of her.

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“Slurpy Throatsluts”: Porn movie or beloved rodeo clown?

May 27, 2012 Gram the Man 2

In the depths of the Great Depression, only the antics of Slurpy Throatsluts and his gang of lovable vagabonds kept the nation’s minds of its troubles. Mister, we could use some Slurpy Throatsluts again.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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