Same As the Old Boss: Paul Fishbein on the X-cellent “X-Rated”
“My mother turned to me, half appalled and half proud, and said, ‘I hope you’re making money.'”
Porn Parodies of the Ancient World: “The Howard Sperm Show”
How can you not root for a movie whose own boxcover copy states that it’s “not the best porn parody you’ll ever see”?
Is “The Bradys Meet the Partridge Family” better than “When Harry Met Sally” or “Alien Vs. Predator”?
This crossover is even better than when Gary Coleman as Arnold Drummond visited Ricky Schroeder on “Silver Spoons.” (UPDATE: I wrote this BEFORE Mr. Coleman died.)
Your weekend cavalcade of pubes
The late director Jim Holliday narrated a 1988 compilation called “Only the Best of Breasts” that should make anyone fall in love with Desiree Cousteau all over again. “She had gravity-defying tits,” Holliday said. But, like all porn (and science fiction), this movie says more about the time it was made than anything it’s supposed…
Letterman porn to be shot this weekend?
Randy Spears still has the glasses, probably. Some ripped-from-the-headlines porn spoofs, like the cash windfall that is Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin, come at just the right time. Hustler also scored with last year’s “Elliot Splits-her” parody, starring Mike Horner as the Mann Act-violating governor in a movie that was shot and released in just…
“Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-her Story”—Will it play in Nyack?
It’s topical!
Not the Bradys XXX
Studio: Hustler/X-a PlayDirector: Will RyderCast: Hillary Scott, Alana Evans, Mike Horner, Lynn LeMay, James Deen, Aurora Snow, Leah Luv, Ron Jeremy, Sunny Lane, Paulina James, Veronique Vega Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot While Not the Bradys XXX is not a porn parody the way The Da Vinci Load was, in that it…
“The New Neighbors”
Studio: SllabWurks Director: Frank Castle Cast: Linda Roberts, Mike Horner, Randy Spears, Nicki Hunter, Hailey Paige, Tyla Wynn, Barbara Summer, Brooke, Steven St. Croix, Jack Venice Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot There has not been a recent porn movie that so clearly makes its appeal to people over 40 as The New…