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“Babysitters Take on Big Dicks 3,” Now with Patented Accumulation Technology

July 15, 2016 Gram the Man 0

My first porn review in several months reveals that people are still fucking in that house.

Deep Inside the XRCO, with Links for Further Reading

April 29, 2016 Gram the Man 0

This year’s XRCO nominations, with links for further reading!

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Aria Austin’s post-gangbang plans (besides a good wipe)

June 14, 2013 Gram the Man 2

The charming and post-multicoital Aria Austin hints at what should happen next

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“Next Friday,” I’m in love: That’s right—I shoved a Cure reference into an interracial porn movie. Why? Because it’s my goddamn site, is why

December 28, 2012 Gram the Man 0

You don’t have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this “Official” parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.

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“How to Make A Cheap Porno” is funny because it’s true

June 22, 2012 Gram the Man 3

“I’ve been so selfish with my gift!” says Anthony Rosano, agreeing to fuck Lexi Belle for free.

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“Put your stupid mouth on my mudflaps”: “The Vagina Monologues”

June 10, 2011 Gram the Man 1

How many times have you seen someone wringing his/her hands in a one-person show and thought, “Oh, just get laid already”?

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“To Catch a Predator XXX – MILFS Get Busted”: So Good I Didn’t Think It Was A Porn Parody

May 5, 2010 Gram the Man 4

Rosano’s deadpan delivery of Quasar’s very funny script, referencing everything from Ewoks to the Egg Council, is a perfect example of how to be clever and do a porn movie at the same time

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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